Condom joke

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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen
to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To
which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex."Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are
there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school
boys: ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool,"
says the boy.

He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for
college men," the dad answers: TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO
for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a
12-pack.
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With a sigh and ! a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the
married men: ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."