Admit your Garage Mistakes

[sexc351]

ok heres a few of mine

1)i asked the new young bloke from work around for a few beers and to help work on the car(bad move).i asked him if he knew how to jack up a car.he said no worries so i left him to it and went down the pub to get some beers.when i got back he was almost done.i looked at the jack____that looks a little bit far under the car.looked under the car the boof head had jacked my floor pan up about 5 inches on the passanger side and 2 inches on the drivers(when i caught him).

2)i was driving along when my car just lost serious oil pressure?got home and checked it out.there was a ticking noise coming from the pasanger side rocker cover,so pulled it of and nothing was wrong.got me father inlaw to have a look and he said it was probably the oil pump.so pulled the sump off and replaced the oil pump,still ticking,we were dumbfounded.till i said what about taking the other rocker cover off,there it was a bent and broken pushrod. doh!

3)one of my best mates is a motor mechanic.i went down to his workshop to see him.he was working on a car and had just finished.next thing you know theres smoke comming from the engine bay.i said is it supposed to be smoking he said it probably just oil on the exhaust so he gave it a couple of revs,still smoke coming out about 2 mins later.i turned to him and asked did you put oil in the thing he said im sure i did.nope bone dry and him reving the pis out of the thing.i just rolled around on the ground ****ing myself and said you call yourself a mechanic.