funny

[Ghiadude]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns but finds a young
couple
in bed.
He orders the guy to get out of bed and he ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then
gets up and goes to the bathroom.

While he is in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guys an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck! If he wants sex, don't
resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no
matter how much he nauseates you. The guy is probably very dangerous -
if he
gets angry he will kill us, Be Strong!,

Honey I love you!"

To which the wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and asked if we had any
vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom - Be Strong Honey!"
"I Love You too!!"