Paint my house

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The parish priest needs his house painted, so he offers the job to one
of his altar boys. The first day the kid paints the entire inside of the
house; he's sweating like hell but eventually gets it finished. The
priest commends him on the work and with a flourish hands him $5.

The boy looks at the money and says to the priest, "Thanks very much,
Father. You're a virgin."

The priest is a bit startled but makes no remark. The next day the boy
has to paint the outside of the house; it's a really hot day, and he
just manages to finish the job without collapsing.

The priest looks at the job and this time gives the lad another $5 bill.


Once again the lad looks at the money and says, "Thanks very much,
Father. You really are a virgin." At this stage the priest decides to
take action.

"Tommy," he says, "that's twice you've called me a virgin. Do you have
any idea what the word means?"

"Yes," says the kid, "a tight cu$#."