Nuts! (joke)

[Grunter]

A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem in that he was unable to get his penis erect. The doctor told him that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a previous viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for him.

However, he knew of an experiment treatment that might work if he werewilling to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into the man's penis.

The man thought about if for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to go for it.

A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go try out his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his penis immediately sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his trousers.

His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said "That was incredible! Can you do it again?"

With his eyes watering, he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if I can fit another bread roll up my ****!..."