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Old 11-01-2009, 01:41 PM   #1
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Talking Not Quite Right - Family Ties

With everyone spending more time than usual over the xmas break with family & in-laws there must be a few new quotations going around

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

My mother in law has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe

My little brother is a cone short of an icecream

He's a sandwich short of a picnic

My sister is so fat .....


more quote and sayings please

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