Sad, but funny and sad again

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Saw a couple of thing today that tickled my funny bone.
1. Picture this, Hyundi Elentra, bog stock fitted with a supercheap rear wing that was nearly level with the roof, plastic wheel covers over the original steel wheels, 4 black plastic fake vents stuck on the bonnet, the mandatory 4" fart cannon hanging of the end of the stock exhaust and a Nismo sticker on the rear window, laughed so hard I nearly hit a parked taxi.
2. I was rewiring the lights at the local exhaust blokes place, there was an HR holden up on the hoist, not in bad condition straight body paint a little faded, no obvious rust. Seems that some young kid had just bought it off some old guys who was to old to drive it anymore. I thought to myself nice, some lucky bugger has got his hands on a nice old classic, then I notice what was being done to the old girl, this young kid was having a milo tin exhast fitted. Some people should be SHOT..