Street Machine Poem

[Paddyboy]

Hey guys,
i just bought the new street machine and it has a christmas poem in the letter section thats been turned into a street machine poem that bags jap cars so i thought i would write it here coz its hilarious!
(sorry, no offense to jap cars owners)


Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
to beat this dang Charger, even with its big blower.

As light goes green and i pull like no joke,
the Charger erupts in clouds of tyre smoke.

Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
these are the names of my four V-TEC pistons,
racing ahead i'm the star of the action,
but i know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction.

Grabbing second I hear the RPM sing,
my mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing.
I know hear the roar of that big monster gaining,
all i can do is keep my four-banger straining.

In second the shockwave hits with a blast,
and my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past.
Don't bother with third, 'coz now its to late,
just try to act cool, like you can relate.

Looking up at the tail-lights as they get smaller,
the driver backs off just to give me a holler:
"You can't win them all!" he says with a grin
"You may not win any in that silly thing!"

I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
with my new mods tomorrow it will be a better night.


haha just thought u guys would it. i know i did!