Driver personalities based on brand choice.

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Lets have a look at the subliminal messages seeping out of drivers who drive popular models.

Jeep driver:

Image: outback guy, kind of a vehicular bear grills, ex cub scout, hero.
Reality: Old hack with beard missing the 1960's, still watching Skippy on pay tv. Cant walk down to the shop let alone run a marathon.

Holden driver:

Image: Middle aged parent looking to fit in with a stock standard car.
Reality: With some exceptions, generally a brain dead bogan who just wants to fit in. Lacks creativity.Drinks too much. Used to be the form bully. A man-child. Boaster.

Subaru

Image: Young guy with sunglasses trying to impress girls with a lawn mower.
Reality: see Image. Lies and cheats profusely. Changes lanes without using blinkers. Immature.

Volvo:

Image: safe driver, boring as, too scared to drive over 50 kph.
Reality: A road hazard who should never have been issued with a licence. Gets excited surveying boxes at supermarkets.

Korean

Image: Wants value for money, loves toys and gadgets.
Reality: Too cheap and stingey to buy a decent car. Never shouts.

Audi/VW/BMW

Image: European flair and style. Wealthy and sophisticated.
Reality: dodgy, slimy, perverted psychopath who needs attention (undeserved). Loves expensive services and parts. Kids starve so dad can look rich.

Ford

Image: wheres our marketing?
Reality: Handsome or pretty, clean cut can-do person. Commander of the road proximity and knowledgable about cars. Friendly but with insight into human nature. Someone you can trust. Solid true-blue Australian but with a world-view. Progressive, kind and generous.

Who do you want to be?!!