Some Things Ya Just Can't Explain

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SOME THINGS YA JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN

This cocky see he was gettin' 'imself all plastered in public an' makin' a right fool of himeself whats with gettin' drunk in public and even goin' so far as ta be cryin' inta 'is beer!!

Wouldn't pay it credit if it never 'appened but as sure as I'm drinkin' a brew an ole sheerer pipes up along side of 'im and says.

"what's goin' on here cock with ya drinkin' yaself silly in public an' all this?"

to which said farmer replies

"there's some things ya can't explain."

continues he

"I was milkin' the house cow just today when, havin' barely filled the pail, she's gone an' kicked it over with her left hock."

"Well", says shearer aforementioned, "I wouldn't think that's any reason to be makin' a show of yaself here for all ta see."

"na na" says cocky

"some things ya just can't explain"

"alright" says shearer "so what'd ya do?"

"well I found a bit of bailin' twine and tied the ole cow's left foot to the left side post of the milkin' stall. Then I proceeded to milk her a second time... blow me down and ya wouldn't believe it but no sooner had I filled the second pail than she kicks it over with her right hock!"

"So" says shearer, "you're makin a fool of yaself in public over two pails of milk!!"

"na na" says cocky

"some things ya just can't explain"

"go on then" says shearer

"so I finds a second bit of bailin' twine and ties the cows right ankle to right hand post of milkin' stall and then I proceed to milk her a third time when, ya wouldn't credit it, she goes and spills the third bucket with her tail!"

inrtigued the shearer queries "so what'd ya do?"

"well I searched high and low for another piece of bailin' twine but to no avail, so in me desparation I took off me belt and tied her tail to a rafter of the milkin' shed... and just as me pants fell down, the wife walked in with the vet... some tings ya just can't explain!"