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Originally Posted by marty351

Reminds me of the time when a store detective followed me all around Kmart once.
I was on to him pretty early on and made him follow me all around the store including women's underwear, went to auto section and paused at the end of an isle where he couldn't see me, waited a few seconds and "accidentally" bumped into him by walking back the way I came from with a very sarcastic apology. Stopped following me after that.

I did that in a B&Q store in the UK (bunnings basically) I was dressed in scruffs as I had been working on the car at the time and the moment I walked in he clocked me so I went straight to the power tool section to see if he followed.... and he did. Ended up going around the entire store/warehouse until I stood at the end of an isle and waited for him to come around the corner. I just stared at him when he did.....