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Old 14-03-2006, 09:57 AM   #1
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Default Corny joke -How to mend a Toll Booth

The driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig.
He ploughed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces.
He climbed down from the wreckage, got on his mobile phone and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled up and discharged a crew of workers.

The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth and spread some kind of creamy substance on it.
Then they began fitting the pieces together.

In less than a half hour, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and looking good as new.

"Astonishing!"
the truck driver said to the foreman.
"What was the white stuff you used to get all the pieces together?"

The foreman said,
"Oh, that was Tollgate Booth Paste."

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