Sunday Joke

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Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they
aren't prepared for
the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town
prosecuting attorney called
his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to
the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams
I've known you since
you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people
and talk about them
behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when
you haven't the brains
to realize you never will amount to anything more than
a two-bit paper
pusher. Yes, I know you,"

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do,
he pointed across the
room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense
attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr.
Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a
drinking problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of the
worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated
on his wife with three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I
know him,"

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench,
and in a very
quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her
if she knows me,
I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."