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Old 10-11-2006, 10:44 AM   #1
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The General Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) were at a national beer conference.

They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.

The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation "I'll have A Tooheys New."

The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says "I'll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water!"

The General Manager of XXXX proudly says "I'll have a XXXX Gold, the King of Beers!"

The bloke from Carlton says "I'll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest draught on the planet"

The General Manager from Coopers glances at his lunch mates and says, "I'll have a Diet Coke."

The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head. He just shrugs and says, "Well if you blokes aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."

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Old 10-11-2006, 11:38 AM   #2
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hahaha, too bad coopers tastes like **** lol
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Old 10-11-2006, 11:51 AM   #3
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:15 PM   #4
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"coopers.... liquid rust!"
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Old 10-11-2006, 04:25 PM   #5
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hahaha, too bad coopers tastes like **** lol
blasphemy! (cept i don't like the pale ale)

Top joke though
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Old 10-11-2006, 04:26 PM   #6
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that is CLASSIC.
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Old 10-11-2006, 06:34 PM   #7
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VB isnt there, after all, it has the taste of the contents of a camels bladder!

Although I did buy some the other week only to get a discount on my Talking Booney & Beefy figures!
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Old 10-11-2006, 06:51 PM   #8
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blasphemy! (cept i don't like the pale ale)

Top joke though
Indeed!

But you just contradicted yourself - not liking Pale Ale - that's blasphemy in itself!
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Old 10-11-2006, 07:15 PM   #9
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Lol nice one..

Yeah Pale is great.... Vintage is the best though
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:36 AM   #10
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hahaha, loled.

Remember the old joke about Qlders not knowing how to spell beer which is why it was called XXXX?

Originally it was a Victorian beer in the goldfields of Castelmaine called XXX, at least we know how many letters are in beer.

Its actually true too.
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Old 11-11-2006, 12:57 PM   #11
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Great joke. Coopers rule.
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:26 PM   #12
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VB isnt there, after all, it has the taste of the contents of a camels bladder!

Although I did buy some the other week only to get a discount on my Talking Booney & Beefy figures!

haha, that's exactly what i did. i've only every bought 2 slabs of VB. just to get my Boony and Beefy.
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:29 PM   #13
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hahaha, loled.

Remember the old joke about Qlders not knowing how to spell beer which is why it was called XXXX?

Originally it was a Victorian beer in the goldfields of Castelmaine called XXX, at least we know how many letters are in beer.

Its actually true too.
atleast we were smart enough to give a crap beer to you QLDers. and you were silly enough to take it!
hahahaha (just teasing)
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:35 PM   #14
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"coopers.... liquid rust!"
Well if that's the case then rust me up...
Blasphemy

It's like the mall's balls... You Eastern States people just dont get it :
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Old 11-11-2006, 07:28 PM   #15
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I'd change the Coopers part to West End!!
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Old 11-11-2006, 07:59 PM   #16
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It always amazes me what some poor sods think is a good beer. But I live by the motto , if you want to get on in this life, never knock another man's beer or woman.

Cheeers all. We're off to a baby boomers bash tonight, Alice Springs style!! :baby bott :baby bott :baby bott :
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Old 11-11-2006, 08:13 PM   #17
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hahaha, too bad coopers tastes like **** lol
Yeah, you're right.
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Old 11-11-2006, 08:29 PM   #18
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well then why didnt he have bundy?? diet coke...proves coopers is gay hehe
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:10 AM   #19
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Heard it before still like it
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Old 12-11-2006, 02:00 PM   #20
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Cant say it any better than that! :
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