What is a bogan?

[MISTA FIESTA]

What is a bogan?

BOGAN (pronunciation boe-gn) is a term used primarily in Australia to describe a particular section of the working class demographic. This derogatory slang word is a gender-neutral noun; this being important as many bogans tend to gravitate towards one another forming relationships and extended families. A bogan family is not an uncommon phenomena in certain regions. A bogan typically resides in either a low-cost housing estate, government housing or in the outlying regional areas of continental Australia. Generally bogans tend to congregate in areas with little or no features & amenities.

Generally the bogan fits a particular stereotypical image. The perception of what actually constitutes a bogan has been shaped over the years primarily by the media; notable especially are television programs such as Channel 7's Today Tonight and Channel 9's A Current Affair . These programs regularly feature stories of harrowing boganism- including communities under siege from bogan terrorism, and bogans "rorting the system" in relation to welfare benefits and questionable practices. A number of comedy programs have also featured bogans in the past, prime examples being Kylie Mole of The Comedy Company, Poida (bogan pronunciation of the name "Peter") played by Eric Bana, and more recently Bloke Man of the Comedy Inc late shift. Eric Bana's portrayal of the character Poida gained him accolades within the industry and effectively launched his professional acting career. This is one of very few examples of extreme boganism leading to success & wealth.

So now we have a basic understanding of the bogan, we may delve further into the mysterious world of mullets and long-kneck beer bottles in brown paper bags. Traits of the bogan can be summarised by the following points:

• A pronounced lack of dress sense in social situations. Typical bogan attire consists of a flannelette shirt, King Gee stubbie shorts (either blue/khaki), torn or soiled jeans from the 1980's or earlier, and of course double-plug standard issue white thong sandals with black rubber. A bogan's dress sense is not influenced by intended destination/occasion hence the line between workwear and formal wear is often hazy at best. On rare occasions bogans may be spotted wearing enclosed shoes when entering the local RSL to "have a slap on the pokies" or to "get ****ed wif me mates on the veebs (VB)". A female bogan will usually wear a matching ensemble usually consisting of second-hand fashions or products purchased from the discount retail chains Best and Less or Big W.

• A lack of personal hygiene. A bogan will often allow his/her hair to grow into an attractive style named the "mullet" as popularised in the 1980's. A hair cut is a rare event for the bogan, and most styling occurs when the razor is brought out to either a) produce a "skinhead" style cut or b) a "frullet" (front-mullet). Similar styles apply for females, however the female bogan frequently colours her hair auburn. The bogan bathroom usually contains a bar of multi-purpose soap used to both cleaning the family, washing the hair, styling the hair and manicures/pedicures. Whilst most non-bogans will use Eau de Toilette spray as a perfume, the most common boganistic fragrance is "Odour of Toilet". The bogan frequently rosters showers at irregular intervals such as once a week for males and twice for females.

• Distinct vocabulary. The bogan language is somewhat foreign to most English-speaking people. For example in boaglish, the word "shooting" would be pronounced as "shootun". Similarly, the word "look out" is pronounced as "look eet". The boaglish alphabet does not contain the letters "i" or "g", hence the pronunciation of words containing the suffix -ing are simply pronounced -un. Examples include "rootun" (rooting), "fishun" (fishing) and the common phrase "where's me un beer woman" (what is the current location of my alcoholic beverage dearest female partner). The boaglish vocabulary is mostly limited to frequent curse-words and miss-pronunciation of common English words. A common bogan trait also includes shortening words. Locations such as the Wyong Leagues Club become the "leaguesy", the Crown Casino becomes the "leaguesy" and females/males such as Sharon/Barry become "Shaz" and "Baz".

• A particular choice in motor vehicle. The bogan usually drives one of two makes of vehicle. Typically this is either a Holden or a Ford . Common bogan variants manufactured by each of these companies include the Holden Commodore (VB-VP models), Holden Kingswood and the Ford Falcon (all models up to the recent EF). Other well known bogan vehicles include early model Datsuns and Toyotas . Bogan accessories include anything HSV/HRT for Holdens, and FPV/FTR for Fords. These vehicles tend to be more prevalent on the roads whilst the V8 supercar races are being held. Drivers often attempt to imitate in heavy traffic their heroes Skaifey (Mark Skaife) and Ambrose (Marcos Ambrose). Bogan vehicles are rarely detailed, and are serviced even less frequently. Most bogan drivers hold animosity towards imported vehicles "farken rice" and are still bitter that the Nissan Skyline beat the Holden and Ford racing teams at Bathurst in the early 90's. Consequently, many bogans believe their VN Commodore has the ability to beat anything with the badge "Ferrari", "Nissan", "BMW M3" or "Pagani". Click here for examples of bogan vehicles.

• Choice in music. The bogan prefers either metal or pub rock. A bogan would suggest that the song Khe Sanh by Cold Chisel would be a more appropriate national anthem than Advance Australia Fair. AC/DC is also a popular choice. Anything Barnesy. Midnight Oil is another classic example of the bogan genre.

• Employment status. The common bogan is either a) not employed or b) a tradesman/labourer. A bogan employee can be spotted kitted up in a fluorescent vest or polo shirt. Unemployed bogans often frequent RSL's/clubs for discount lunches during the day, before continuing on to the local Centrelink office to receive the hard-earned cash of the tax-paying public. This will be followed by a journey to the most convenient bottle shop ("bottlo") to purchase 2x24 cartons ("slabs") of Victoria Bitter ("Veebs") for $60. Also included in this purchase is the all-important packet of Winfield Reds ("Smokes"). The rest of this pension money is budgeted towards the "pokies" at the local pub.

• A poorly-maintained house or unit. As previously mentioned, the bogan often resides in regions of a lower socio-economic standing. Basically, in most cases the bogan is located some way inland from a coastal fringe or major waterway. In the case of Sydney, this has lead to the term "westie" being coined in order to distinguish the boganistic population of the inland western suburbs from the more affluent residents of the east. In the case of NSW/QLD and Victoria, the majority of bogans are located on or west of the Great Dividing Range. Whilst this is not always the case, it is important to note that the concentration of bogans per capita is somewhat higher in these areas. The bogan house usually consists of a number of elements (see below):

The bedroom (for rootun).
The balcony (for smokun/shootun).
The livun room (for watchun telly/smokun/gettun ****ed).
The kitchen (for storun beer).
The combined bathroom/laundry (for washun ) .
The shed (for rootun/smokun/shootun/gettun ****ed/storun beer/workun on the commo).
All-in-all the bogan is seen as a top bloke by his mates, but is a menace to the rest of society. Our bogan awareness campaign aims to expose the secrets of the bogan by delving into previously uncharted territory.... n

[photn]

Well there we go.. so now you all know what a bogan is next time someone calls you it.. so negligence isnt an excuse HAHAHAHAHA

[XA-Coupe]

I thought it was someone from here

[charles_wif_xf]

Gold! Absolute gold. I laughed myself stupid.

[fmc351]

Wiki mentions Banjo Pattersons "City of Dreadful Thirst", where the men would rather be in the pub drinkin, than at home or work, Id say whoever coined the phrase had that in mind.


Theres even a bogan website now


Technically to anyone not interested in cars for anything but transport, we're all bogans.

[blur1]

anyone from kinglake!

[dishpig]

I'm not suprised that I can tick myself off with a fair few of those. Although I thought the ford/holden ute was the bogan form of tranportation, as u can pass out in the back and carry as much drink as u want.

[Riksta]

I get called a bogan at times, and I take pride in being called it LOL

[metasaiah]

Don't forget that beneath the flanny you must also wear a (preferably black) band-related t-shirt (ripped and stained with plaster/paint/cement/beer) such as AC/DC or Metallica... my band website features some classic bogan fashion and tunes!

[scoupedy]

I grew up with Bogans in perth i was the only guy that surfed at my high school he he they called me a sea bog

The dress has to be black lee stove pipe jeans (tight) DB's and Mettalica or AC DC shirt or similar
And no self respecting Bogan would lissen to Midnight Oil thats more hippie type music

P.S give me a bogan over a hippie or feral anyday

[GORDZ]

i drive a ute, i have an aussie flag on it... i'm halfway there

[ZA-289]

Whats a bogan?


ME! And proud of it!

[GORDZ]

just had a poke around the bogan.com.au forums... what a disgrace. uncivilised bitching mess. swearing every 4th word and bashing up on foreigners....

thats not bogan, thats bastard

[Mark351]

I grew up in Sydney, where there are Westies not Bogans.

[Dave_au]

Time for some geography lessons:

Bogans are from Bogan shire on the Bogan river, the most notable town of which is Nyngan.

Bogan shire council: http://bogan.local-e.nsw.gov.au/

[sleekism]

Originally Posted by Death351

I grew up in Sydney, where there are Westies not Bogans.

Watch your mouth!

You aren't one of those north shore snobs are you??

[Riksta]

Remember boys & girls - nobody likes a bogan!

Except maybe a bloke, a yobbo, with a best mate named Robbo.

[blueoval]

we call bogans in SA - lisbefians or hackhamites

those in SA will know what Im talkin about........n

[Jim83]

Originally Posted by Death351

I grew up in Sydney, where there are Westies not Bogans.

Same thing in Ballarat. I don't think I heard anyone say "Bogan" until a couple of years ago. There's plenty of westies though.

[Fev]

North Shore snobs, not being racist or anything but they are the jews and "seeth afriikens".. well not really, thats just a stereotype of the area lol.. although, the video ezy in st ives is a bloody rip! $12 per new release?!? WTF!!
the civic in gordon(1k away) is about $9 for 3 new movies
(my girlfriend lives there, i dont, moved there last year, FULL OF SPEED HUMPS I HATE THE PLACE!)

[Dave_au]

Originally Posted by Fev

(FULL OF SPEED HUMPS I HATE THE PLACE!)

I love the place, wouldn't live elsewhere, and Ku Ring Gai council only put the speedhumps in so we can justify owning BMW X5s and Range Rover sports..... duh!!

[no1else]

Originally Posted by blueoval

we call bogans in SA - lisbefians or hackhamites

those in SA will know what Im talkin about........n

So true bloody ferals down there,,, main north road is like conrod straight with all the vbs and vns

If it's diffent, punch
It it's lager, lunch
If it moves, root
If it quacks, shoot
If it's mates, protect
If it's wife, neglect
If it's wages, bet
If it vicious, pet
If it's American, ape
If it's a blonde, gape
If it's boobs, inflate
If it's V8, venerate
If it's sport, booze
If it's licence, lose
If it's engine, thrash
If it's buttcrack, flash
If it's boys, larin'
If it's women, no swearin'
If it's the footy trip, anaesthesia

[HLC]

Originally Posted by sleekism

Watch your mouth!

You aren't one of those north shore snobs are you??

no. but im a westie lol

[jaytyn]

and as they are more affectionatley known in NSW...... Goat Rooters.

[sleekism]

Originally Posted by HLC

no. but im a westie lol

Born and bred Westie here too mate.

From Wisemans Ferry on the Hawkesbury. Right on the Putty Road, really good bike road that one. Lot of bikers crashed out front of my house as a kid lol