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Old 14-07-2008, 11:34 PM   #61
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MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!

That was for AAPT Smartchat
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Old 14-07-2008, 11:40 PM   #62
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Have you driven a Ford......lately?
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Old 15-07-2008, 08:12 AM   #63
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The old Dick Johnson/Barry. shell ads

V12....thats about 4 too many

....and a sock....what do I need a sock for.....
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Old 15-07-2008, 02:45 PM   #64
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Originally Posted by NostalgEA
Mrs Marsh and tough teeth.

The Naked Vicar Show send up then said
"..stupid mole broke me chalk!.."
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Old 15-07-2008, 04:48 PM   #65
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Mrs Marsh and tough teeth.

The Naked Vicar Show send up then said
"..stupid mole broke me chalk!.."
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Old 15-07-2008, 05:20 PM   #66
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not just deodorant but toothpaste as well....

you need all the teeth you can get,
uncle sam's got a super set,
an apple a day may be neat,
try uncle sam's gleaming teeth.
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Old 15-07-2008, 05:44 PM   #67
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Holden Camira....SUPERCAR.
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Old 16-07-2008, 03:11 AM   #68
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"I Feel like Chicken Tonight!"

anyone remember the extreme Pepsi adds that were like "Get it? Got it! Good!!" or something like that.

"When was the last time you had a flame grilled Hungry Jacks Whopper with cheese?"

Pizza Hut - "A tip? Always leave your handbrake on when you park the car./be good to your mother" aah good old dougie!!
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Old 16-07-2008, 08:46 AM   #69
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"When was the last time you had a flame grilled Hungry Jacks Whopper with cheese?"
That so reminds me of the "it takes to hands, to handle a whopper...." ads they had.
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Old 16-07-2008, 10:11 AM   #70
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CRUNCHIE -it'll change the colour of your day.
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Old 16-07-2008, 12:21 PM   #71
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"Valvoline....You know what i mean"

"I like Aeroplane jelly, Aeroplane jelly for meeeeeeee"

The kid at the end of the old Lube Mobile ads...."thats firteen firty firty two"

"Marge?! The rains are 'ere" "Ahhhh McCain, You've done it again"
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Old 16-07-2008, 01:36 PM   #72
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I just remembered another classic - King Willie Weetie!!!
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Old 16-07-2008, 04:37 PM   #73
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Old 16-07-2008, 05:21 PM   #74
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We do Chucky.....We do.
Telecom Mobilenet ad from late 80's-90's
Back when only yuppies carried brick size analogue mobiles, and anybody that had one was called Chucky!
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Old 16-07-2008, 07:51 PM   #75
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Old 16-07-2008, 08:08 PM   #76
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Holden Camira....SUPERCAR.
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Old 16-07-2008, 09:33 PM   #77
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Holden Camira....SUPERCAR.

I recall one from when i was a kid, it was an early Camira Ad
I think it was for the SJ camira,
The slogan was "Your mother will hate it!"
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Old 16-07-2008, 10:21 PM   #78
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Old 16-07-2008, 11:05 PM   #79
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Hello Sexy Legs!

Here's a whole heap more for your "enjoyment" if you're REALLY bored:

http://youtube.com/results?search_qu...rch_type=&aq=f
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Old 17-07-2008, 11:10 AM   #80
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We do Chucky.....We do.
Telecom Mobilenet ad from late 80's-90's
Back when only yuppies carried brick size analogue mobiles, and anybody that had one was called Chucky!
Mental telepathy? Na mate, mobile phone.
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Old 20-07-2008, 07:45 PM   #81
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how about
Oh,oh Razzamataz
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