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Old 10-02-2006, 10:43 PM   #1
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Default Voted Best Short Joke of 2005

VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2005

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

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Old 10-02-2006, 11:26 PM   #2
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Old 11-02-2006, 03:21 AM   #3
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hahaha gold..
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Old 11-02-2006, 04:33 AM   #4
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gold & OLD.
Still funny.
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Old 11-02-2006, 06:31 AM   #5
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Nice Work :dj:
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:51 AM   #6
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Two Tigers strolling through the jungle........
One says "Hey, I heard that Lions, on average, have sex ten times a day"
The other replies "Bugger, I just joined Apex"
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