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Old 04-04-2006, 08:15 AM   #1
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Default Shotgun laws

This is a very important site that I feel everyone who owns a car needs to see;
www.shotgunguide.com

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Old 04-04-2006, 08:20 AM   #2
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Waity, why???????
You are a bit bored aren't you? :
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Old 04-04-2006, 08:27 AM   #3
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Yeah, came into work an hour early to do some OT, then I realised that I finnished everything yesterday.
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Old 04-04-2006, 08:36 AM   #4
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I wholly agree with that. Works for me.
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Old 04-04-2006, 08:46 AM   #5
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Amendment IX: Australian Shotgun
Originally from Australia, if two people tie for shotgun, then the first person to put their thumb on their head is awarded shotgun. If they both do this at the same time, then an immediate p!ssbolt (race) to the car is required.
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Old 04-04-2006, 08:50 AM   #6
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Just thinking about it, going back to my childhood when I used to have lots of mates ride with me. The main rule I stuck to was - hottest chick rides shotgun. Used to start a few fights as my missus really hated sittin in the back.....
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This would have been really handy a couple of years ago when I was living at the beach. Thanks Waity.
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Just thinking about it, going back to my childhood when I used to have lots of mates ride with me. The main rule I stuck to was - hottest chick rides shotgun. Used to start a few fights as my missus really hated sittin in the back.....
bwahahahahaha!!! :
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Old 04-04-2006, 09:55 AM   #10
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Lol, that's classic.

I always thought the car had to be visibile. I'm not satisfied that clause I(4) sufficiently covers that requirement....

EDIT: My bad, amendment XXXXVIII covers it.
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1st rule: Girl rides in front
2nd rule: If girl is not present, the first to say shotgun gets the ride in the front
3rd rule: If the shotgun winner has the ride on the front on previous trip he is automatically disquallified
4th rule: If there is a tie between two equal parties, the person to reach car first gets the ride in the front

Why did I write this down? maybe I am bored
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Old 04-04-2006, 10:08 AM   #12
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I think it should just come down to the best looking female. If there are no females or none worth looking at, then it is the Survival of the fittest rule. Although, a clause stating no damage to the car may be necessary, especially when informing a fat chick she needs to ride up back.
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Old 04-04-2006, 12:01 PM   #13
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Lol boredom is a most by the looks
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Okay so if i own the car and am not driving should i get shotgun without calling it??? Ill b the judge of how hot the chick is and let her ride acordingly
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Old 07-04-2006, 01:34 PM   #15
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Cossie, You do get automatic shotgun, Unless I am there, in which case it turns automatically to survival of the fittest, in which case I win. Not because I am fitter, but because you are a little sissy girl :P

Also, hot chicks don't ever ride shotgun in your car, they stand on the console with their head out the sunroof. Even when there are 3 of them!
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hot chicks don't ever ride shotgun in your car, they stand on the console with their head out the sunroof. Even when there are 3 of them!
true true that was a rule that all the hot chicks would go 4 they didnt think much of the other one i tryed 2 make use your imagination....
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Don't worry cossie, I'l go topless for ya ;)
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thats cool, it's gonna stop alot of arguing between me and my mates about who gets fron seat when we only take one car at lunch :
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haha we have been using this rule ever since all my mates and i could drive, it always works
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