What is your funniest movie scene?

[Jamie XR6]

For me, it's The Life of Brian.

The scene is when Brian is brought to Pontius Pilate and he is telling the story about his good friend Biggus Dickus.

I can't count how many times I've seen this movie over the years but no matter how many times I watch it, this scene still has me in tears of laughter.

I think it's because, as a member of the Australian Defence Force, I can relate to the guards all standing around trying not to laugh while something funny is being said.

[Jaeger]

Pontius Pilate: Whom shall you have me welease?
Crowd: Welease Wodger!

Monty Python always cracks me up.
Another good scene is the first five minutes of Super Troopers. Classic.

[kiwikid]

Another good scene is the first five minutes of Super Troopers. Classic.

and the meow scene

[darkfang888]

Army Of Darkness (Evil Dead III):
The bit where Ash is trying to decide which book is the real one, and the second one he picks starts flying around and trying to bite him.
The bit where he's running out of the graveyard is also damn good.

Also, (this isn't a movie), but the bit in Red Dwarf where Rimmer wears the red/white dress, army boots, and Mr. Flipper, and says:
I can't let you go, the king of the potatoe people won't let me.

[3Toed]

Office Space. As for which scene...let's see. The one between the opening credits and the closing credits! :P

And a close 2nd would have to be:

"NOS! I need NOS! One of the big ones. No, make it 2. And Harry, I need 'em by tonight!"

[Jamie XR6]

Originally Posted by darkfang888

Army Of Darkness (Evil Dead III):
The bit where Ash is trying to decide which book is the real one, and the second one he picks starts flying around and trying to bite him.
The bit where he's running out of the graveyard is also damn good.

Also, (this isn't a movie), but the bit in Red Dwarf where Rimmer wears the red/white dress, army boots, and Mr. Flipper, and says:
I can't let you go, the king of the potatoe people won't let me.

I remember both of these scenes, they are a crack up.

I'm a fan of both the Evil Dead series and Red Dwarf.

[Casper]

2 scenes from the same movie: National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

The yuppies being blinded by the christmas lights - classic

The scene where he just pays out on his boss, all time classic cussing. Just cracks me up everytime.

[Hawk]

Originally Posted by Casper

2 scenes from the same movie: National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

The yuppies being blinded by the christmas lights - classic

The scene where he just pays out on his boss, all time classic cussing. Just cracks me up everytime.

Couldn't agree more Shane. That movie is a family favourite, we have watched it countless times and laugh harder each time we watch it.

But that scene where Clark is swearing is an all time classic.

[Cheahman]

One of the funniest scenes Ive seen recently was in Eurotrip, when their on the train and this italian comes into their section and starts coming onto one of them. Oh, scuzi

Also Meet the Fockers when the little babys starts saying A*****holeeee lol

[GTP 320]

The Police Academy,when the Officer shots down the pussy from the tree,that's quite funny.
Cheers John

[Interceptor'85]

Wayne's World! no particular scene, I love it all

[MR_SIDO]

National Lampoons European Vacation.

The bit where Clarke runs over the pommy dude on the bike, he says its only a flesh wound and that he has another leg. then Clarke asks where the hotel is and the bloke points down the road and blood starts ****ing out his wrist. LOL what a classic, i am laughing while i type this, and another:

Robin Hood- Men In Tights,

The bit where the blind dude is the lookout and he says " I think theres nothing coming" then he falls from his lookout and hits the ground, jumps up and says " I can see" then he runs into a tree and says " Oh no my mistake" The whole movie is funny but that scene stands out in my mind.

[bindi]

Originally Posted by Jaeger

Another good scene is the first five minutes of Super Troopers. Classic.

"The snozberries taste like snozberries" :hihi:

Love it love it love it love it love it love it love it.

Actually I love so many comedies I can't name them all... and yes the boys from the Dwarf rock! Comedies are my favourite movies of all, even better than sex (naturally ignore that last statement if you are Brad Pitt).

[xdc351]

Originally Posted by 3Toed

"NOS! I need NOS! One of the big ones. No, make it 2. And Harry, I need 'em by tonight!"

Dead set classic. I have to pick myself up off the floor everytime I see that.... then just after i've gotten my breath back there whole race scene where he 'blows the welds on the manifold' from too much NOS and doesn't double cluch on his upshifts "like a grandma"!!!

[big_pete]

Originally Posted by 3Toed

Office Space. As for which scene...let's see. The one between the opening credits and the closing credits! :P

hell yeah, bloody hilarious that movie!

I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics.
If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

Peter Gibbons: (about the plan to steal from Initech) Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody.
Samir: Of course.
Michael Bolton: Agreed
Lawrence: [from the next apartment through wall] Don't worry man. I won't tell anyone about this either.
Michael Bolton: Who the **** is that?
Peter Gibbons: Uh, don't worry about him. He's cool.

PC Load Letter"? What the **** does that mean?

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Milton is a classic

[bindi]

Hey Big Pete you forgot "Riding the bone rollercoaster"

[Paris Hilton]

Originally Posted by xdc351

Dead set classic. I have to pick myself up off the floor everytime I see that.... then just after i've gotten my breath back there whole race scene where he 'blows the welds on the manifold' from too much NOS and doesn't double cluch on his upshifts "like a grandma"!!!

haha yes, and how the camera goes inside the engine of the cars...the rx7 has pistons haha

but one of the funniest scenes ever is from the jackass movie, (about the only good one)..just the look on the guys face (the guy sitting at the sushi bar) after the guy snorts a whole thing of wasabi...priceless

[Danny]

Team America Love scene..... If you havent seen it, Go to limewire, and type in 'Team America'. Guranteed it will show up. Its a ****er.

[Casper]

Found it, the Clark Griswold "tirade" to the boss
http://wilstar.com/midi/tirade.wav

[Bearman]

For me it's gotta be the zipper scene in "Something About Mary". Makes me laugh and at the same time reach for my goolies to make sure everything's OK. Just love the way the loser dude tries to keep a lid on the situation and it just escallates out of control.

Whole movie is a classic!! And Cameron Diaz in those little clingy dresses and g-string?? Grrooowl!!!

[FordFan86]

Originally Posted by Casper

Found it, the Clark Griswold "tirade" to the boss
http://wilstar.com/midi/tirade.wav

i like the other one wheres all the people are coming in, he's like kiss my ***, kiss his ***, happy honica, etc...

there are so many funny movie scenes, i could sit here forever, i don't have a favourite.. and i ain't watched any movies for awhile, but there are some out there that i just can't stop laughing after watching it.

[Yum-Yum]

Geez I gotta go 'Van Wilder-Party Liason' heaps of funny *** scenes,
but the 2 that stand out
1, making the homemade donuts then watching the fratboys eating them with all the goo dripping off their chins,
2, the guy who's taken the laxative and trying to get to the toilet and gets stoppped by his girlfriends father and ends up taking a dump in the boardroom waste basket...BWAHAHAHA!!!

[Paris Hilton]

Originally Posted by Yum-Yum

Geez I gotta go 'Van Wilder-Party Liason' heaps of funny *** scenes,
but the 2 that stand out
1, making the homemade donuts then watching the fratboys eating them with all the goo dripping off their chins,
2, the guy who's taken the laxative and trying to get to the toilet and gets stoppped by his girlfriends father and ends up taking a dump in the boardroom waste basket...BWAHAHAHA!!!

when the indian dude is with the chick and the oil catches on fire and he falls out the window

the home made doughnuts bit is disgusting...

[svo347]

Originally Posted by Jamie XR6

I'm a fan of Red Dwarf.

Red Dwarf rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[svo347]

Originally Posted by Casper

Found it, the Clark Griswold "tirade" to the boss
http://wilstar.com/midi/tirade.wav

Golden thanx Casper.

[Psycho Chicken]

I dunno if I can pick just one.

Dr Strangelove

General "Buck" Turgidson: General Ripper called Strategic Air Command headquarters shortly after he issued the go code. I have a phone transcript of that conversation if you'd like me to to read it.
President Merkin Muffley: Read it!
General "Buck" Turgidson: Ahem... The Duty Officer asked General Ripper to confirm the fact that he *had* issued the go code, and he said, uh, "Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and nobody can bring them back. For the sake of our country, and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. Uh, my boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now, uhuh. Uh, so let's get going, there's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids. God bless you all" and he hung up.
[beat]
General "Buck" Turgidson: Uh, we're, still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir.
President Merkin Muffley: There's nothing to figure out, General Turgidson. This man is obviously a psychotic.
General "Buck" Turgidson: We-he-ell, uh, I'd like to hold off judgement on a thing like that, sir, until all the facts are in.
President Merkin Muffley: General Turgidson! When you instituted the human reliability tests, you *assured* me there was *no* possibility of such a thing *ever* occurring!
General "Buck" Turgidson: Well, I, uh, don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir.

President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

General "Buck" Turgidson: Is that the Russian ambassador you're talking about?
President Merkin Muffley: Yes it is, General.
General "Buck" Turgidson: A-A-Am I to understand that the *Russian* ambassador is to be admitted entrance to th-the War Room?
President Merkin Muffley: That is correct, he is here on my orders.
General "Buck" Turgidson: I... I don't know exactly how to put this, sir, but are you aware of what a serious breach of security that would be? I mean, he'll see everything, he'll... he'll see the Big Board!

And of course the jem that is Hot Shots;

Topper Harley: President Benson.
President Benson: No you're not. I've seen him on TV. An older man, about my height.
Michelle Huddleson: Mr. President, this is Topper Harley.
President Benson: Topper Harley, of course, the son I never had. No wonder I didn't recognise you then.

President Benson: It seems only yesterday that I was strafing so many of your houses. Today I'm asking you not to make such damn good cars.

Ship Commander: Admiral Benson!
Admiral Benson: Really? That's my name too.

[Rodp]

Originally Posted by Selekta

haha yes, and how the camera goes inside the engine of the cars...the rx7 has pistons haha

but one of the funniest scenes ever is from the jackass movie, (about the only good one)..just the look on the guys face (the guy sitting at the sushi bar) after the guy snorts a whole thing of wasabi...priceless

Nah. if you want to go priceless facial expressions on Jackass, the nurse who looks at the toy car up the **** xray.

[Jamie XR6]

Reading these made me think of another favourite scene.

Blazing Saddles, when the town's folk are all out to meet their new Sheriff. The old blokes on top of the roof and yells out:

"The Sheriff is a nig..." just as the church bells ring.

[Danny]

Originally Posted by Yum-Yum

1, making the homemade donuts then watching the fratboys eating them with all the goo dripping off their chins,

Hahahaha!! Quote Random fratboy: "I think Ive had these before"

I was eating when i read that post to yum yum you bastard. Needless to say my sandwich has been put down for now....

[RSgerry]

Porkys has some top moments. the 'lassie' scene is a treat, but i cry laughing every time i see the scene in the headmasters office with the two gym coaches and miss ballbreaker. when the headmaster asks "can we not call it a penis, that sounds so formal. i prefer to call it a tallywhacker" the two coaches cracking up laughing kill me.