The Shame of it all

[Pinkbits]

Same as the text i sent him yesterday,
SOFT C$%K

[superroo]

Damm melz must have put some strong *** drugs in his coffee.


Don't make us get uncle chop chop onto you kev

[Kev_BLNXR8_Ute]

Gee there is some pretty hurtfull stuff being said about me......:

I will always be number one son :


No home cooked meals for a week...... : Thats just not nice.

Tell mum no grandkids for at least 10 years... :

Come on at least we know Melz heart doesnt lay with the lion.


Ohh "Pink bits"
I do have an answer for you but I wont type it in here. :sm_headba



Kev............Still number 1 son.

[vanman_75]

could organise 'gone' for ya i know some people !lol

[Jayden]

*shakes head in disapproval* you cant tease anyone here now. this pic will just instantly pop up. haha maybe with the words OWNED underneath.

[EgoFG]

Originally Posted by Whoosha

seems a new lady freind of number 1 son is having a disturbing affect on him ............PLEASE some one tell me ware I went wrong :togo:

It works this way.

'Cool Guys in school' say Holden's rock, and talk about every skaiffe win - but never mention the losses.

'Cool Guys in school' wear Holden Merchandise

Girls in school like the cool guys, and some base their own opinion, on that of these cool Guys

Now we know there are Girls out there that are on a higher plain than the average Girl (several regular contributers here, and many others)
.... And we all know that the 'Cool guys in school' either grow up to drive commodores (ie become bogans), or drive BMWs (caring more about the placement of the drivers makeup mirror then the dynamics of the car).


But the poor girls, that have no opinion in cars, often grow up with commodores.


Go to the Races - you will See that of 'Mixed couples' more often than not the Lady is in Red, And the Bloke in Blue !!


.... The Lesson - Detailed Interviews with all ladies that show an interest in your sons !!!


Greg

[FlipXW]

Originally Posted by EgoFG

It works this way.

'Cool Guys in school' say Holden's rock, and talk about every skaiffe win - but never mention the losses.

'Cool Guys in school' wear Holden Merchandise

Girls in school like the cool guys, and some base their own opinion, on that of these cool Guys

Now we know there are Girls out there that are on a higher plain than the average Girl (several regular contributers here, and many others)
.... And we all know that the 'Cool guys in school' either grow up to drive commodores (ie become bogans), or drive BMWs (caring more about the placement of the drivers makeup mirror then the dynamics of the car).


But the poor girls, that have no opinion in cars, often grow up with commodores.


Go to the Races - you will See that of 'Mixed couples' more often than not the Lady is in Red, And the Bloke in Blue !!


.... The Lesson - Detailed Interviews with all ladies that show an interest in your sons !!!


Greg

Good read, thats not really far from the truth either. Pretty much every chick that sees the XY says 'thats a sweet car' then they ask what it is, then their opinion is 'Oh why would you do up a shitty ford'. Then I say, 'what do you know about cars', the come back 'nothing really but I know fords are gay'. I just laugh

[Kev_BLNXR8_Ute]

Im not sure if you all realize,
But Melz is the owner/driver of this holden ute and she is no Holden girl.
(Well thats what I keep telling myself)

It just unfortunate she owns one and I got sprung cleaning it.

I should have taken a couple pic's of her driving it (The storm not the Xr8) in her fpv clothing.

Interesting looks at the car wash when a chick pulls up in a holden ute and jumps out wearing Ford and FPV gear....

[superroo]

Originally Posted by Kev_Blown_XR8_Ute

Interesting looks at the car wash when a chick pulls up in a holden ute and jumps out wearing Ford and FPV gear....

Sounds like my dad. SBR jumper, HRT hat

But what ever makes you happy Kev. Even if that is the *** end of a holden :

[burnz]

all i can say is wellcome to the darkside, you training is complete.

[FRDGAL]

Originally Posted by Kev_Blown_XR8_Ute

One thing I was told very early on is that, Its not a Holden its a Storm.

Maybe Melz could teach Rspec to like Holden (errr I mean a Storm) for me lol. I'm not allowed to own one :

[Melz]

Originally Posted by EgoFG

It works this way.

'Cool Guys in school' say Holden's rock, and talk about every skaiffe win - but never mention the losses.

'Cool Guys in school' wear Holden Merchandise

Girls in school like the cool guys, and some base their own opinion, on that of these cool Guys

Now we know there are Girls out there that are on a higher plain than the average Girl (several regular contributers here, and many others)
.... And we all know that the 'Cool guys in school' either grow up to drive commodores (ie become bogans), or drive BMWs (caring more about the placement of the drivers makeup mirror then the dynamics of the car).


But the poor girls, that have no opinion in cars, often grow up with commodores.


Go to the Races - you will See that of 'Mixed couples' more often than not the Lady is in Red, And the Bloke in Blue !!


.... The Lesson - Detailed Interviews with all ladies that show an interest in your sons !!!


Greg

Ease up there tiger. I have an XF and an XB in my collection. Not my fault i like the lines of a VU better than a BA.

At the end of the day, the VU gets bashed around quite a bit with the works and the like... I could never imagine bashing around a Ford to the same extent... It would just be criminal!!!

Mind you after driving the XR8.... the VU is completely and totally inferior!

[montyv8]

anyone seen 'Parental Control' on MTV?

[rodderz]

There's gonna be some rich servo owners between cranny and Bendigo for a while, especially if it's kev's turn to make the hike up the highway

[Melz]

Originally Posted by rodderz

There's gonna be some rich servo owners between cranny and Bendigo for a while, especially if it's kev's turn to make the hike up the highway

hahaha, luckily the VU gets 8-9L/100km on the highway... looks like I might be making most of the trips!

[Bossxr8]

Originally Posted by Melz

Not my fault i like the lines of a VU better than a BA.

Instant ban

[Kev_BLNXR8_Ute]

Originally Posted by superroo

Sounds like my dad. SBR jumper, HRT hat
But what ever makes you happy Kev. Even if that is the *** end of a holden :

Its not the ar$e end of the Holden that makes me happy

Originally Posted by rodderz

There's gonna be some rich servo owners between cranny and Bendigo for a while, especially if it's kev's turn to make the hike up the highway

Both my ute and the work ute can just make it there and back on the one tank.
I dont pay for the fuel in the work ute :evil3:


Now I just have to work out the best way to buy "V" in bulk.....



Kev....

[ImpGonads]

"No Adam! Eve doesnt know what she talking about... Drop the damn apple!"

Haha, women are amazing things. Never underestimate them...

[Bdazla]

Well since Kev has been banned from home for a week. Guess I'll have to do the only humane thing. Take his place at the dinner table!!!! :

Originally Posted by Whoosha

#1.There is no defence I told you what GIRLS do
#2.That would make the Storm feel like a puff of wind after that experiance
#3.PPfftt.. the least she could do : ( luv ya realy Melz)
Punishment .none of mums home cooked meals for a week :

[v8falconsrule]

it's funny how blokes can spend their whole lives vowing to never, ever, under no curcumstances be seen dead in a commonwhore.....and then-- woman comes along and everything changes.

[FRDGAL]

Originally Posted by Kev_Blown_XR8_Ute

Its not the ar$e end of the Holden that makes me happy

Way too much info mate LOL!

[rodderz]

Will this also mean, that Kev will before long don a pair of tights and go merry horseriding around a menage, followed by hand picking a tub of savignon blanc for the 2008 Vintage?:

[Whoosha]

Originally Posted by rodderz

Will this also mean, that Kev will before long don a pair of tights and go merry horseriding around a menage, followed by hand picking a tub of savignon blanc for the 2008 Vintage?:

Spits Tea all over the puter screen choke and gags now that I would pay to see :lookedat:

[montyv8]

so we've established that Kev loves holden utes, and rodderz and whoosha want to see Kev in tight pants...

what was the topic again?

[Whoosha]

Originally Posted by montyv8

so we've established that Kev loves holden utes, and rodderz and whoosha want to see Kev in tight pants...

what was the topic again?

Riding a horse and picking grapes

[Jason[98.EL]]

Originally Posted by Whoosha

now that I would pay to see :lookedat:

now i was thinking the same thing

jason

[Kev_BLNXR8_Ute]

I know its at my expense but that is some funny $h!t.

[EgoFG]

Originally Posted by Melz

Ease up there tiger.

Nothing Personal Intended :-$

Just spinning a theory and a yarn in one.

Greg

[Pinkbits]

Originally Posted by Kev_Blown_XR8_Ute

I know its at my expense but that is some funny $h!t.

At least the heat is off me for now! :

[Melz]

Originally Posted by rodderz

Will this also mean, that Kev will before long don a pair of tights and go merry horseriding around a menage, followed by hand picking a tub of savignon blanc for the 2008 Vintage?:

You got it all wrong... its SOOO the wrong region for a decent sauv blanc...