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Old 15-08-2005, 12:00 PM   #31
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DARE #4: Stand in China-town and yell out "dayo-lomo-ci-fut-hi!" (spelt how it sounds)
thats not a dare, thats a death wish !
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Oh I should make an amendment to the above rules. Nothing that insults anyone but ourselves would be lovely.
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Old 15-08-2005, 12:14 PM   #33
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Hehe, Skittlebrau.

Sourbastard, I still don't know why you signed up for the toy boy mailing list. You knew it'd come back to haunt you sooner or later.
I thought I would be sent Ken dolls in the mail, but it was all a lie.
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Old 15-08-2005, 12:35 PM   #34
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DARE #4: Stand in China-town and yell out "dayo-lomo-ci-fut-hi!" (spelt how it sounds)

thats not a dare, thats a death wish!
Damn it don't tell them! It means "I love dim-sims" in chinese... honest!
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Edelbrock.... not Peter Brock. Theres a world of difference. For a start my heads have much less gum tree in them.
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Old 15-08-2005, 02:24 PM   #35
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Oh I should make an amendment to the above rules. Nothing that insults anyone but ourselves would be lovely.
Damn, and I was going to suggest this one:

Poke a policeman with a fork - get some pork on your fork... :hihi:
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Old 15-08-2005, 03:12 PM   #36
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Damn, and I was going to suggest this one:

Poke a policeman with a fork - get some pork on your fork... :hihi:
that would be closely followed by a baton to the forehead.
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Old 15-08-2005, 03:23 PM   #37
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I was at the City 2 Surf on Sunday, and some idiot tried to roller blades tried to ride down the home stretch of the course. A very fit copper ran into the center of the track, put his shoulder into him and dropped him like a sack of sh!t... he then rolled him onto his stomach, cuffed him, and frog marched him off the track!

Best bloody tackle I have ever seen outside of A grade rugby! absolutely Funked him!
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Old 15-08-2005, 04:29 PM   #38
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that would be closely followed by a baton to the forehead.
Which is why I decided against it - we don't want to see any injuries, do we?

Although I've met a few police who would happily pose for a photo like that... :hihi:
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Well if I can get a photo of a cop holding me in a headlock or something, I will.
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Well if I can get a photo of a cop holding me in a headlock or something, I will.
Easy. Just wear a bronco's jersey.
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Old 15-08-2005, 05:11 PM   #41
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I've forgotten what number dare we're up to.

How about Sage and YM get the ferry and stand up the front of it like the scene from the Titanic wearing signs that have Jack and Rose on them?

"I'm King of the world!" :
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Old 15-08-2005, 07:05 PM   #42
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Burnout on the habour bridge, atleast with the bridge in the background. I can show a few decent places if required, got lost a few times looking for luna Park on sat night.
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Dare #5 $20 to the first one to crash tackle a begging koala!!
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Old 15-08-2005, 07:24 PM   #44
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Dare #6 If your flying virgin take the first cab and have him drive you to the Qantas terminal (or vice versa....) You'll learn some choice phrases in arabic without doubt !!
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Old 15-08-2005, 07:27 PM   #45
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I've forgotten what number dare we're up to.

How about Sage and YM get the ferry and stand up the front of it like the scene from the Titanic wearing signs that have Jack and Rose on them?

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Old 15-08-2005, 08:44 PM   #46
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Oh I should make an amendment to the above rules. Nothing that insults anyone but ourselves would be lovely.

I would like to make an amendment to this. Nothing that insults anyone but Sage would be lovely!!

Ok, I think we have 3 dares so far.

Sage with the "hot chick" sign at the airport
Tango in front of the opera house, although if I dip him I will probably drop him on his head. (mmm, now there's an idea!)
Catch a ferry and do the Titanic thing.

Not heading up until the 16th of Sept, so have a month to prepare mentally for the pure embarrassment.

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So that leaves us a month for us to think of more dares.

I hope you're going to be in Sydney for a while. :nutsycuck
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So that leaves us a month for us to think of more dares.

I hope you're going to be in Sydney for a while. :nutsycuck
certaintely sounds like it ....courtesy of NSWPD.
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How about Yummy Mummy drinks a Shot for each member who shows up at the airport to greet her with a Hot Chick sign!!?
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How about Yummy Mummy drinks a Shot for each member who shows up at the airport to greet her with a Hot Chick sign!!?

Mmmm, could be very very messy. Although, might be a good way to pull hot chicks guys! : : :
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You would have to think that the best way to start your weekend would be a Limo ( Ford ) waiting outside with a good bottle of champers in it would match the sign in the airport.
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Burnout on the habour bridge, atleast with the bridge in the background. I can show a few decent places if required, got lost a few times looking for luna Park on sat night.
Ahh that explains why all the cops hang around the top of the rocks.


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I would like to make an amendment to this. Nothing that insults anyone but Sage would be lovely!!
Hmm, yeah ok fair enough. Insulting for me is fine.
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I would like to make an amendment to this. Nothing that insults anyone but Sage would be lovely!!
What's this? Equality not all it's cracked up to be?
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This is a very bizarre thread...
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I agree. It wasn't my idea to post it though. :newangel:
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I agree. It wasn't my idea to post it though. :newangel:

You are so full of S*@T it's not funny. I think I am the angelic one thankyou very much.
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Pfft, I remember the conversation like it was two days ago. Cos it was, infact two days ago.
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Pfft, I remember the conversation like it was two days ago. Cos it was, infact two days ago.
like wow man!! Flashbacks !! Awesome !!! :
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Peace brother. Have a guava juice.
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Modification to Dare#1:

Sagerian to don fishnets and a mini (top is optional) and add an arrow pointing down on the "HOT CHICK" sign! :
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