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03-11-2008, 02:48 PM | #661 | ||
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he goes weak at the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. -Ever wondered why? . . . Because she smells like a new Ute.
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BAII RTV - with Raptor V S/C. RTV Power FG G6ET 50th Anniversary in Sensation. While the basic Ford Six was code named Barra, the Turbo version clearly deserved its very own moniker – again enter Gordon Barfield.
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Q: What's the fastest thing in Australia?
A: An abo with your TV. Q: What's the second fastest thing? A: His cousin with you VCR
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03-11-2008, 06:19 PM | #665 | |||
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A WOG WHEN...................
1. You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you. 2. You carry your lunch in a Weston Produce bag because you can't fit 2 falafel chicken sandwiches, 4 oranges, 3 bananas, a jar of olives, a loaf of bread and a kebab into a regular paper lunch bag. 3. Your father owns 5 houses, has $300,000 in the bank, but still drives a '76 Monaro/Kingswood. 4. Your mother owns 3 houses, has $400,000 in the bank but still believes she's entitled to the pension. 5. You share one bathroom with your 5 brothers and 7 sisters, have no money, but drive a $75,000 Club Sport. 6. Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all related somehow. 7. You consider dunking a pack of Teddy Bear bikkies in coffee a nutritious breakfast. 8. There are at least 30 pairs of slippers in your front hall closet. 9. You live in a 9 square foot bungalow, but still have 2 kitchens. 10. You have a $6,000 sound system in your XD Falcon. 11. Your 2 best friends are your cousin and brother-in-law's brother-in-law. 12. You own a tape that has Stevie B, Pearl Jam, and Ricki Martin on the same side. 13. You find it necessary to carry a MOBILE despite the fact that you are a part-time check out chick at Franklins. 14. You have a member card saying V. I. P at more than 3 dance clubs. 15. A favourite summer activity for you and your friends is sitting on the bonnet of your car blaring some gangsta rap outside macca's. 16. Despite the hair on your back, you still try to impress the ladies by wearing your "Just Do Me" tank top to The Metro. 17. At least 5 of your cousins live on your street. 18. All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather. 19. A high school diploma and 1 year of TAFE College has earned you the title of Professor. 20. You have at least one relative named Mohamed, George, Giovanni or Ahmed. 21. The meat you eat is usually a former pet. 22. It takes 4 disposable blades to shave each side of your face (and that's both for a guy or a girl). 23. If someone in your family grows beyond 5 ft 6 it is presumed your mother had an affair. 24. At some point in your life, you were a D. J. or mowed the lawns at your uncle's. 25. 30 years after immigrating, your parents still say "khallo" when answering the phone. 26. You are offended when the wedding you attend serves less than 9 courses despite the fact that you don't eat half of it. 27. You ask how much for cash when buying something from Grace Bros. 28. You are not materialistic but insist a $500 wedding present is nothing. 29. You think having a concrete backyard is nice. 30. You actually believe everyone eats those sugared almonds in the bonbonniere at your wedding. 31. You always have a friend who 'owes you a favour'. 32. You wore skin tight Lycra (?) pants; white high heels and leopard skin print crop tops LONG before Fran Drescher appeared in "The Nanny".
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03-11-2008, 06:30 PM | #666 | ||
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Yes to 32. She stole my look.
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03-11-2008, 06:33 PM | #667 | |||
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Lewis Hamilton: World Formula 1 Champion.
The last time a Brazilian got screwed over this badly by a Brit was at Stockwell Underground Station. *********************************** When do you know you had really good sex? When the neighbours need a cigarette too.
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03-11-2008, 06:54 PM | #668 | |||
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Now Im not intending to be racist here, just havin a laugh..
10 Wog Comandments 10. Thou shall have at least 2 mobile phones or own 2 SIM cards. One for optus free time and the other for vodaphone Because the best things in life are - free!! 9. Thou shall wannabe a dj or have a cousin that is a dj. Even better if you or your cousins have tried to make your own tracks using demo programs off the net and sampling stuff that sounds like you ripped it off an old atari or playstation game. 8. Thou shall display at least 3 cross's. A gold chunky cross your godparents gave you when you were baptized that you wear around your neck along with the other 10 charms of chilies, love hearts and evil eyes a huge cross and your village saint above your bed blessed by the pope, Some rosary beads hanging from your rear view mirror in the car that your nonna/yia yia gave you. Optional for the young wogboys: Showing your so called "devotion" to religion by getting a tattoo of the cross or any other religious symbols usually on your arm or on your back. (no barber wire round your arm doesn't count) 7. Thou shall rebel against older wogs with any authority and obtain some sort of piercing. Any self respecting wogboy, would have popped down to the chemist and gotten a ear ring, but in the next suburb in order to avoid a leak to the local gossip network (eg.your mums hair dresser, your dads best mate who owns the fruit shop etc). IMPORTANT: You must remove the earring before and during the time spent at home and when with the boyz one must replace it, with a big chunky gold sleeper. 6. Thou must know greetings in other wog languages. We live in a multicultural society therefore lets start with the basics: Hows it going bro Hows it going le Hows it going cuz Hows it going stronzo Feel free to expand on your vocabulary: Sic le I swear to god... Howudoin? Wallah Hows it hangin bro Howudoin 5. Thou shall travel or cruise in at least 1 modified car a week and be seen at 1 of the following locations:<br> * Brighton * Norton St * Bondi * Stanmore Macca's * Bayview * Auburn Maccas * Bankstown 4. Thou shall use excessive amounts of hair products on ones hair using products such as extra hold hair spray, mouse and gel. A wogboys hairdo is a masterpiece, in some cases a work of art. One must set aside many hours to craft those spikes of hair. If you have curly hair do not bother...shave it down to a number 0 or1. Colour is also an important element and standards do apply: One must have streaks of blonde, red or blue applied to the ends of one's hair. 3. Thou should know at least one traditional song or dance. These include artists such as Eros, Laura, Sabrina, Sfakianakis, Yianni and AmedMc- ok maybe not the last one. When dancing in a traditional fashion, usually at your cousins 21st and your so blind drunk that you forget half your chest is pouring out of your top and your skirt is riding up your backside, a strong grip of the nearest person's hand could make or break your dance routine. If in doubt of any dance moves...improvise! AND never EVER take a serviette from someone inside the circle. 2. Thou shall not get busted waxing by ones mother. If your hairy, make sure your mother never catches you waxing your legs for the next soccer game. She'll freak and think you've gone gay on her and her dream of a white wedding will never come true. She'll resort to setting you up with a family friend, distant relative/someone with the same last name or some poor village girl from the old country...and then your clubbing days will be gone my friend!! 1. Thou shall go clubbing every Saturday night. It is an insult to the wog culture if a wogboy isn't wearing the most fitted black pants (bootleg of course) purchased from Oxford St, a singlet or tight top, gold chain must ALWAYS be hanging outside ones top, chunky shoes, sunglasses and be chewing like a cow on green extra. Purchase glow sticks, wave them round like your a cop trying to direct traffic, and stake your claim on anything that is remotely higher than the dance floor so everyone can see you.
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03-11-2008, 07:08 PM | #669 | |||
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THings to do in an Elivator...
When people get on, ask for their tickets. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Mike. How's your day been?" When the doors close, menacingly announce that "It's going to be a bumpy ride." Constantly bounce a tennis ball. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, say "that's mine!" Stand in the corner reading a telephone book, laughing. Take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Turn off the lights in the elevator to "conserve energy." Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." Push your floor button with your nose. Stand alone, and when the doors open tell people trying to get on that the car is full and that they should wait for the next one. Swat at flies that don't exist. Ride naked. Push the top floor button and announce that you tried to kill yourself yesterday but the other building wasn't high enough. Talk to people about the "golden age of elevators in the 50's." Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. Ask, "Did you feel that? I felt a rumble."
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04-11-2008, 05:12 PM | #670 | ||
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six!" he said.
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04-11-2008, 05:14 PM | #671 | ||
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Healthy Competition
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and put up a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES. The shopkeeper was worried, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop - it read... MAIN ENTRANCE
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Everyone starts off with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the experience bag before the luck bag is empty. "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Start a new career as a bus driver Rides: FG2 XR6 stock at this stage but a very nice ride xc 4 DOOR X CHASER 5.8 UNDER RESTO |
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04-11-2008, 05:17 PM | #672 | |||
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^^ GOLD ... Bloody Gold
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04-11-2008, 05:24 PM | #673 | ||
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A young boy was getting very bad marks at school. His parents became very worried and decided to send him to a good Catholic school in the hope that this would make a difference. His marks dramatically increased and his parents asked him what made the difference - Was it his new friends, his new teachers, his new environment or what?
The child said, looking a bit afraid, "When I first went inside the school I saw a man hanging on a cross. I was really afraid that if I didn't get good marks they would do that to me too. So I studied"
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Everyone starts off with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the experience bag before the luck bag is empty. "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Start a new career as a bus driver Rides: FG2 XR6 stock at this stage but a very nice ride xc 4 DOOR X CHASER 5.8 UNDER RESTO |
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04-11-2008, 08:15 PM | #674 | ||
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The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to
the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details. She said "Well, he was a big muscular and great looking sailor!" "Wow! So what did he want to do?" they all asked. She said "Well, I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much. So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either". "In the end, I said, 'Well ... how much DO you have?'" The sailor said that he only had $25. The new hooker had then said, "Well, for $25 all I can do is a hand job". He'd agreed, and after getting the finances straight, she recounted: "So then, he pulled it out, and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand ..." "Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "It must have been huge ... so what did you do then?" "I loaned him $75."
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BAII RTV - with Raptor V S/C. RTV Power FG G6ET 50th Anniversary in Sensation. While the basic Ford Six was code named Barra, the Turbo version clearly deserved its very own moniker – again enter Gordon Barfield.
We asked him if the engine had actually been called “Seagull” and how that came about. “Actually it was just call “Gull”, because I named it that. Because we knew it was going to poo on everything”. |
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04-11-2008, 11:41 PM | #675 | ||
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05-11-2008, 09:13 AM | #676 | |||
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This has been said before so I shouldn't be having to say it again.
Do not try to avoid the swear filter. Anyone that does will have their post deleted and repeat offenders will enjoy a little holiday.
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05-11-2008, 11:34 AM | #677 | ||
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You have to hand it to them.
Who?. Blind prostitutes..
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05-11-2008, 04:10 PM | #678 | ||
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Man walks into a bar and orders a drink from the bartender. He then
spots a gorgeous blond sitting alone, so he decides to try his luck. He takes his drink and wanders to where she is sitting and tries to strike up a conversation with her, but to no avail. She just isn't interested in men at the moment, she says. Dejected, he returns to his bar stool and orders a double. A couple of minutes later, another man walks into the bar, sits down and orders a drink. He too spots the blond, and wanders over. Within seconds, they both stand up, leaving their drinks behind, and hurry out of the bar, arm in arm. The first man has been observing all this, and calls the bartender over. "I tried to speak to her and she basically told me to push off," he says. "How come she left with him? What did he say?" "He said nothing," said the bartender, "he just licked his eyebrow."
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BAII RTV - with Raptor V S/C. RTV Power FG G6ET 50th Anniversary in Sensation. While the basic Ford Six was code named Barra, the Turbo version clearly deserved its very own moniker – again enter Gordon Barfield.
We asked him if the engine had actually been called “Seagull” and how that came about. “Actually it was just call “Gull”, because I named it that. Because we knew it was going to poo on everything”. |
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05-11-2008, 10:53 PM | #679 | ||
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At the mental ward sits one pyromaniac, one sadist, one necropheliac, one zoophile and one masochist.
So, the zoopheliac says: God damn, I'm so bored. Let's rape a cat. The pyromaniac says: No no, let's set a cat on fire, then rape it! The necropheliac says: Naw, let's kill it, set it on fire, then rape it! Sadist replied: Let's torture it, kill it, set it on fire, then rape it. Masochist says: Meow! |
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05-11-2008, 10:53 PM | #680 | ||
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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
Let go rollerblading!!!!!!! |
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06-11-2008, 07:31 AM | #681 | |||
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06-11-2008, 03:41 PM | #682 | ||
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Nothing to see here.
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06-11-2008, 04:19 PM | #683 | |||
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PM it to me =)
"Necrophilia - The Urge to Crack open a cold one"
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06-11-2008, 04:35 PM | #684 | ||
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Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself
greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. "Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord asked. "I could eat," said Seymour. The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it. While eating this humble meal, Seymour looked down into Hell and noticed the inhabitants devouring enormous steaks, pheasant, pastries and vodka. The next day, the Lord again asked Seymour if he was hungry, and Seymour again said, "I could eat." Once again, a can of tuna was opened and shared, while down below Seymour noticed a feast of caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles, brandy and chocolates. The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened. Meekly, Seymour said, "Lord, I am very happy to be in heaven as a reward for the good life I lived. But, this is heaven, and all I get to eat is tuna. In the Other Place, they eat like Kings. I just don't understand." "To be honest, Seymour," the Lord said, "for just two people, does it pay to cook?"
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BAII RTV - with Raptor V S/C. RTV Power FG G6ET 50th Anniversary in Sensation. While the basic Ford Six was code named Barra, the Turbo version clearly deserved its very own moniker – again enter Gordon Barfield.
We asked him if the engine had actually been called “Seagull” and how that came about. “Actually it was just call “Gull”, because I named it that. Because we knew it was going to poo on everything”. |
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07-11-2008, 08:48 PM | #685 | ||
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A man walks out to the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He
gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.' Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.' Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.' Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.' Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special. Cabbie: 'There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.' Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.' Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid Traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.' Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?' Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank, he died. I married his widow.
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BAII RTV - with Raptor V S/C. RTV Power FG G6ET 50th Anniversary in Sensation. While the basic Ford Six was code named Barra, the Turbo version clearly deserved its very own moniker – again enter Gordon Barfield.
We asked him if the engine had actually been called “Seagull” and how that came about. “Actually it was just call “Gull”, because I named it that. Because we knew it was going to poo on everything”. |
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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she
needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute. Finally the woman states, "Okay, then... I'm a chicken farmer." "What?" the accountant asks. "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?" "Well," the woman explains, "I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."
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BAII RTV - with Raptor V S/C. RTV Power FG G6ET 50th Anniversary in Sensation. While the basic Ford Six was code named Barra, the Turbo version clearly deserved its very own moniker – again enter Gordon Barfield.
We asked him if the engine had actually been called “Seagull” and how that came about. “Actually it was just call “Gull”, because I named it that. Because we knew it was going to poo on everything”. |
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Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop digging. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. Always drink upstream from the herd. Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter, don't be surprised if it learns its lesson. There are two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works. Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it in.
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BAII RTV - with Raptor V S/C. RTV Power FG G6ET 50th Anniversary in Sensation. While the basic Ford Six was code named Barra, the Turbo version clearly deserved its very own moniker – again enter Gordon Barfield.
We asked him if the engine had actually been called “Seagull” and how that came about. “Actually it was just call “Gull”, because I named it that. Because we knew it was going to poo on everything”. |
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A little boy goes shopping with his grandfather to the local mall. However, along the way the little boy becomes seperated from pa and is hopefully lost. He does have the sense to seek help and approached the security officer at the establishment who then asks the little boy "whats your pa like?" to which he replies, VB's and shiela's with big tits.
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You know, some of the grammar you see today is so bad and trust me good grammar is important. Contemplate how one sentence can change rapidly even by changing a capital letter to a lower case...
Ben would always have to help his Uncle Jack off his horse... Ben would always have to help his uncle jack off his horse...
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BAII RTV - with Raptor V S/C. RTV Power FG G6ET 50th Anniversary in Sensation. While the basic Ford Six was code named Barra, the Turbo version clearly deserved its very own moniker – again enter Gordon Barfield.
We asked him if the engine had actually been called “Seagull” and how that came about. “Actually it was just call “Gull”, because I named it that. Because we knew it was going to poo on everything”. |
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Where the hell do you get these from hahahah
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