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Old 01-12-2007, 05:00 PM   #1
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Default A blonde thing or just plain stupidity?

Not sure if this is a repost but it's pretty embarressing.
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:40 PM   #2
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She is dumber than a hatful of ar$eholes.
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:45 PM   #3
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I wonder how many times a day she has to be reminded that she needs to breathe.
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:58 PM   #4
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She was born with a sign on her head,

"warning, may contain traces of brain".....

Youtube is full of this stuff.... you can sit for hours and enjoy!
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:58 PM   #5
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Thick is appropriate here

Anyone know how to download and/or save this?
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Old 01-12-2007, 06:21 PM   #6
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Kellie Pickler: Like, I'm listening to what you're saying, but I only hear what I want to

Jeff Foxworthy: That's just called being a woman

Kellie Pickler: They could have just called the show "Are you smarter than a man?"

Jeff Foxworthy:.....Women don't really want to hear a man's opinion, they really just want to hear their own opinion in a deeper voice.

Pretty clear she had a male teacher for Geography at least. She didn't pass by studying.
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:42 PM   #7
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At least she was honest and didn't try to cover up her lack of knowledge in any way, she seemed like a "good sport" to me and didn't take herself too seriously at all, good luck to her I say.
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Old 01-12-2007, 09:49 PM   #8
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Yeah, i'm with GasOlane, i want to save this
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Old 02-12-2007, 12:15 AM   #9
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Is that clip for real ?
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Old 02-12-2007, 12:52 AM   #10
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what a retard.
A poor example showing a lot of americans arent taught there are any other places worth learning about other than america
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Old 02-12-2007, 09:12 AM   #11
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Lucky for her she’s good looking, otherwise she’d have no chance in life.
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Old 02-12-2007, 09:32 AM   #12
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Kellie Pickler: Like, I'm listening to what you're saying, but I only hear what I want to

Jeff Foxworthy: That's just called being a woman

Kellie Pickler: They could have just called the show "Are you smarter than a man?"

Jeff Foxworthy:.....Women don't really want to hear a man's opinion, they really just want to hear their own opinion in a deeper voice.

Pretty clear she had a male teacher for Geography at least. She didn't pass by studying.
That was gold!
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Old 02-12-2007, 11:14 AM   #13
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this is how i like em .however they can suddenly have the IQ OF A BARRISTER . WHEN IT COMES TO DIVORCE SETTLEMENTS .
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Old 02-12-2007, 11:54 AM   #14
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Dumb as a box full of hammers. I can't believe that's for real. No matter how hot she is, I couldn't stand to be around her.
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Old 02-12-2007, 04:17 PM   #15
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I'm sure most of us have seen the video where Yanks are asked who their military should bomb next, and are shown a doctored map on which the names of the countries have been mixed up. One of the scenes has mainland Australia noted as North Korea and Tasmania as South Korea. The bloke who they asked noted that "North Korea" was so much bigger than "South Korea".

In my previous work life, I worked with a bloke who would save for 2 years and take himself and his wife to America and Canada for holidays. Hire the big Winnebago sort of thing. He was amazed at the average Yank simply not knowing anything about the world. It's as if the world stops at their borders. They simply aren't educated the same as we are, and their news and current affairs are strictly "local". My Leading Hand said the same thing when he went to America to pick up HMAS Kanimbla.

There certainly are plain old stupid yanks out there bit the average one is just uneducated and perhaps a bit ignorant.

But that shouldn't stop us worldly wise Aussies from taking the mickey a bit.
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Old 02-12-2007, 10:24 PM   #16
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I'm sure most of us have seen the video where Yanks are asked who their military should bomb next, and are shown a doctored map on which the names of the countries have been mixed up. One of the scenes has mainland Australia noted as North Korea and Tasmania as South Korea. The bloke who they asked noted that "North Korea" was so much bigger than "South Korea".

In my previous work life, I worked with a bloke who would save for 2 years and take himself and his wife to America and Canada for holidays. Hire the big Winnebago sort of thing. He was amazed at the average Yank simply not knowing anything about the world. It's as if the world stops at their borders. They simply aren't educated the same as we are, and their news and current affairs are strictly "local". My Leading Hand said the same thing when he went to America to pick up HMAS Kanimbla.

There certainly are plain old stupid yanks out there bit the average one is just uneducated and perhaps a bit ignorant.

But that shouldn't stop us worldly wise Aussies from taking the mickey a bit.
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Old 03-12-2007, 12:19 AM   #17
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Yep, that's sad...almost as sad as this http://www.cnn.com/2006/EDUCATION/05/02/geog.test/

I bet George Dubya would have trouble with that question too
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Old 03-12-2007, 12:44 AM   #18
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lol what accent (you know, how they have southern, etc)

she can come on my game show any time, saddle up, we're goin for a ride!!!! yeeeehahaa
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Old 03-12-2007, 04:10 AM   #19
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Lol , funny stuff . If you want to save files from Youtube or the other hundreds of video websites out there, then goto http://keepvid.com/ . No download required, just copy and paste the video link into the webpage and it will turn it into a downloadable link for you / free, cheers.
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Old 03-12-2007, 12:20 PM   #20
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or download and install mozilla plugin called 'download helper' and download directly to your desktop.
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Old 03-12-2007, 01:10 PM   #21
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lol what accent (you know, how they have southern, etc)

she can come on my game show any time, saddle up, we're goin for a ride!!!! yeeeehahaa
i wonder if she is dumb enough to have sex with this guy :P

hehe just kiddin :P
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Old 03-12-2007, 05:37 PM   #22
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Yep, that's sad...almost as sad as this http://www.cnn.com/2006/EDUCATION/05/02/geog.test/

I bet George Dubya would have trouble with that question too
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