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Old 13-02-2008, 08:52 PM   #1
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Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere, allegedly a lost and found poster put up by a foreign student who hadn't been here in Australia very long.



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Old 13-02-2008, 08:53 PM   #2
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Gold!
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Old 13-02-2008, 08:54 PM   #3
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I think the phone number gives away the prank.....



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Old 13-02-2008, 08:54 PM   #4
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That poor pussy cat.
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Old 13-02-2008, 08:55 PM   #5
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lol, funny till I saw the phone number
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Old 13-02-2008, 08:57 PM   #6
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that is fantasic!
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Old 13-02-2008, 09:28 PM   #7
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That's funny i love it.
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Old 13-02-2008, 10:59 PM   #8
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Oh my god what will they think of next lol
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Old 13-02-2008, 11:30 PM   #9
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HEY!!! Thats my cat!!! *dials the number*
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Old 13-02-2008, 11:42 PM   #10
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Google the number, it's the "talking clock", though operated by a private service, not Telstra.

"AUSTRALIA: "Talking Clock" on 1194 (about 40 cents per call) and commercial services on 1900 912 000 and 1900 911 481 (much higher cost).
Since early 2006 the services on on 1194, 1900 912 000 and 1900 911 481 are derived from a dedicated time server operated by a private company (separate from the main telephone carriers), as maintained by the National Measurement Institute (formerly the CSIRO National Measurement Laboratory).
To the best of our (April 2006) information, this time signal is stated to be accurate to 1 millisecond (0.001 second) when the time pips enter the public switched telephone network at the source in Melbourne."
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Old 13-02-2008, 11:48 PM   #11
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I had one of those frigging things launch itself at my head the other night while I was doing the laundry... I ducked and the stupid thing went flying over my head and smacked into the railing
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Old 14-02-2008, 12:02 AM   #12
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Hahaha!
My dad has one that keeps eating his home-veggie tomatoes in his backyard. He's been feeding it bread every night recently to lull it into a 'false sence of security' (before striking!)
... that was two months ago...think he's getting fond of the animal! :P
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Old 14-02-2008, 04:21 AM   #13
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I've been looking for a pussy, but that one's not quite what I had in mind.
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Old 14-02-2008, 08:24 AM   #14
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Fake but very original and clever
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Old 14-02-2008, 08:39 AM   #15
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lol, google the number. It's a talking clock number.
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Old 14-02-2008, 09:40 AM   #16
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I have "cats" living in my roof, too many trees around my house. The things make the strangest noise too!
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Old 14-02-2008, 04:48 PM   #17
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This guy lost a cat http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...ght=empty+mail
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Old 14-02-2008, 11:46 PM   #18
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HAHAH gold funny stuff
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Old 15-02-2008, 12:04 AM   #19
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somone emailed that to me last week, not sure where they got it from though. was fairly funny at the time "not very friendly must be scared" lol dam better put some gloves on
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