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Old 09-11-2008, 09:42 PM   #1
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I just thought i would share a little story with you all about a bloke that came into work yesterday...
Here is his chain of events.
Saturday:
-Prints up a resume for a hard day of job hunting/thievery.
-Comes to my shop.
-Hands a resume to the service desk.
-Talks a salesman into getting a very expensive Sat Nav out of the case for him to buy.
-Walks off on the chick at the counter before paying and heads to the home theater room.
-Rips open the box and shoves the Nav into his pocket.
-Box is found and security recording played back.

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-Police show up, footage and his resume is given to them.
-Stupid guy is visited and his car checked. The Nav taped to the dash (he didnt take the bracket or charger)

Names and locations have been left out to protect the insanely moronic.

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Old 09-11-2008, 09:55 PM   #2
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Yep , some people are just plain morons !.
Thieves need a good couple of whacks on each hand with a hammer imo, and in the case of the idiot you mentioned / it sounds like a whack on the head wouldn't go a stray either !.
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Old 09-11-2008, 10:34 PM   #3
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SATNAV Directions... "Go to Jail, Go Directly to Jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200"
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Old 09-11-2008, 10:53 PM   #4
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Yep , some people are just plain morons !.
Thieves need a good couple of whacks on each hand with a hammer imo, and in the case of the idiot you mentioned / it sounds like a whack on the head wouldn't go a stray either !.
I think he's had a wack on the head allready.
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Old 09-11-2008, 10:57 PM   #5
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SATNAV Directions... "Go to Jail, Go Directly to Jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200"
.... Do not collect dole cheque
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:20 PM   #6
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We had a case where the bad guy carjacked a BMW X5, then programmed his home address into the GPS unit.....

We just recalled the recent addresses requested

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Old 10-11-2008, 01:06 AM   #7
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Old 10-11-2008, 01:08 AM   #8
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I think he's had a wack on the head allready.
I agree, but maybe another one will knock a bit of sence back into this guy.
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Old 10-11-2008, 08:32 AM   #9
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Old 10-11-2008, 08:40 AM   #10
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should be given an emergency vasectomy lest he pollutes the gene pool with his obviously defecient traits
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Old 10-11-2008, 08:42 AM   #11
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ahaha this story deserves to be in ZOO!!
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Old 10-11-2008, 08:25 PM   #12
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Yeah it definately made my weekend... We were talking about it at work today, and under the Strengths part of his resume it said "honest and trustworthy" :hihi:
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Old 10-11-2008, 08:32 PM   #13
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Reminds me of those Australian guys that robbed a bank in the states wearing their name badges from work and taking pictures of themselves with the loot.

Seems as though common sense doesn't privail.
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Old 10-11-2008, 08:38 PM   #14
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Yeah it definately made my weekend... We were talking about it at work today, and under the Strengths part of his resume it said "honest and trustworthy" :hihi:
Haha nice... So you won't take him on?
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Old 10-11-2008, 09:58 PM   #15
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Seems as though common sense doesn't privail.
Funny thing about common sense..... it's not very common.
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Old 10-11-2008, 10:38 PM   #16
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no offence but it could only happen in shepparton oh or moe.
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Old 10-11-2008, 11:03 PM   #17
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no offence but it could only happen in shepparton oh or moe.
None taken, Shepp is feral... But echuca is on a slide too.
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Old 11-11-2008, 02:06 AM   #18
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where at tonko? browns?
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Old 11-11-2008, 08:52 PM   #19
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yeah tell me about it, it must be an epidemic of loosers invading our towns. i ducked over to shepp on the bike on saturday, its a shame to see the lake that bad, although that new wow store seems pretty good.
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Old 11-11-2008, 09:14 PM   #20
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Old 11-11-2008, 09:41 PM   #21
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love it great story
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Old 11-11-2008, 10:01 PM   #22
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yeah tell me about it, it must be an epidemic of loosers invading our towns. i ducked over to shepp on the bike on saturday, its a shame to see the lake that bad, although that new wow store seems pretty good.
Yeah its not bad, the blokes in car audio are pretty cool :hihi:
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funny as ........reminds me of a story about an apprentice that came complaining to the boss he broke every wheel nut off on the car and wheels still would`nt come off, it was a renault from memory that had ornamental wheel nuts on the hub caps, we were laughing till tears.
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Old 11-11-2008, 10:31 PM   #24
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i take it you work there tonko.... next time im over i will drop in to see if you have any good 8 track players.
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No worries, 8 track? thats too modern...
I can rig up a nice record player for ya.
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funny as ........reminds me of a story about an apprentice that came complaining to the boss he broke every wheel nut off on the car and wheels still would`nt come off, it was a renault from memory that had ornamental wheel nuts on the hub caps, we were laughing till tears.
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:02 PM   #27
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What a ripper story....
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