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Old 03-01-2015, 09:38 AM   #1
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http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/rea...-1227173187434
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Old 03-01-2015, 11:16 AM   #2
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The ticking sound when he walked around corners would've given it away.
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Old 03-01-2015, 11:24 AM   #3
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^ Dad joke of the year competitor
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Old 03-01-2015, 11:27 AM   #4
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Absolute winner for Dad joke of the year.
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Old 03-01-2015, 11:52 AM   #5
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It would have set off alarm bells at airports.
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Old 03-01-2015, 12:05 PM   #6
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Some restorer is probably looking for one of those.
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Old 03-01-2015, 01:01 PM   #7
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Probably explains why his eyes blinked alot!
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Old 03-01-2015, 01:08 PM   #8
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just,

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Why does he have a barcode on his head, is this the 'Murican way of keeping track of their patients?
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Old 03-01-2015, 02:32 PM   #10
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Guessing its a temperature reader, better and quicker then ramming something in your ear or up your posterior nether regions
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That's gotta be a load of bull. (not aimed at the OP)

Only in America.

Surely you'd notice something like that in your arm. FFS! How could you possibly get an indicator stalk from behind the steering wheel embedded in your arm?

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Old 03-01-2015, 06:32 PM   #14
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Nah; he has a Daewoo Korando grill embedded in his head but haven't noticed that yet either. :-)






... or did he get a Jeep?
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