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03-01-2015, 09:38 AM | #1 | ||
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03-01-2015, 11:16 AM | #2 | ||
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The ticking sound when he walked around corners would've given it away.
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03-01-2015, 11:24 AM | #3 | ||
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^ Dad joke of the year competitor
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03-01-2015, 11:27 AM | #4 | ||
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Absolute winner for Dad joke of the year.
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I love Holdens.... |
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03-01-2015, 11:52 AM | #5 | ||
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It would have set off alarm bells at airports.
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03-01-2015, 12:05 PM | #6 | ||
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Some restorer is probably looking for one of those.
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03-01-2015, 01:01 PM | #7 | ||
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Probably explains why his eyes blinked alot!
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03-01-2015, 01:08 PM | #8 | ||
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just,
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03-01-2015, 01:14 PM | #9 | ||
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Why does he have a barcode on his head, is this the 'Murican way of keeping track of their patients?
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03-01-2015, 02:32 PM | #10 | ||
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Guessing its a temperature reader, better and quicker then ramming something in your ear or up your posterior nether regions
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03-01-2015, 02:36 PM | #11 | ||
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03-01-2015, 03:27 PM | #12 | ||
Missing a sock...
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That's gotta be a load of bull. (not aimed at the OP)
Only in America. Surely you'd notice something like that in your arm. FFS! How could you possibly get an indicator stalk from behind the steering wheel embedded in your arm? Cheers!
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03-01-2015, 03:51 PM | #13 | ||
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... or did he get a Jeep?
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