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Old 20-02-2006, 10:43 PM   #1
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Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming
Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.

"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu
that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the
only cure was testicular removal.

"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"

The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also
advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.

Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.

Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the
corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last
opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv
prostate suckness ey"



"What's the cure thin doc?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.

"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off
your balls."

"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards
wanted to take my test tickets off me!"

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Old 20-02-2006, 11:04 PM   #2
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Dealing with bloody kiwis over there on a daily basis... THIS ones definately heading across the Tasman!... absolute p sser!
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Old 20-02-2006, 11:34 PM   #3
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Hahahah is this your life story young fella?
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Old 20-02-2006, 11:39 PM   #4
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hahaha it's funnier than i thought it would be. good one mate!
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Old 21-02-2006, 08:01 PM   #5
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Hahahah is this your life story young fella?
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No cuz... me got both intect eh... :p
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I know what lengths they go to to ensure it's more than just a Ford sticker on the part. Ford doesn't throw it's name on anything for a quick buck.
06 Turbo Terri AWD 6 sp in Neo with stuff i didnt even need, side steps,15.2 inch roof mounted DVD,Pioneer $tezza,Selby 30/18mm swaybars,debunged,100 cpsi Ballistic cat,Plazmaman under battery Cai injectors 14/lb boost,ZF tuned,Xtreme's magic. :
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Old 21-02-2006, 09:07 PM   #6
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Hahah, ok mate, but i thought.......................?
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