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Old 01-09-2006, 09:01 AM   #1
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thats right human crap

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/SURI-CRUISE-S...QQcmdZViewItem

Q: Is this Suri's actual poop which has been fully encased in bronze? Or is it an artist's sculpted impression of her first poop?

A: Unfortunately, organic material burns in the heat required to cast bronze. Therefore, Daniel Edwards rendered her first solid defecation as close to the artistic eye as possible.

currently 43 bids @ AU $9,156.31

anyone work in a foundry wanna cast me up some **** :evil_laug

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Old 01-09-2006, 09:18 AM   #2
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I may fly off the handle here...

Why in this known world would some moron wanna create a sculpture of some famous idiot child's ****, when clearly he hasn't ****in even seen it, and thought that getting it close would be good enough to flog on eBay to some other unsuspecting moron who has nothing better to do with his cash than to claim he has a sculpture of a turd from some ******** who says it's from the **** of the abovementioned tosser's child?

The world has officially gone loopy. So have I.
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Old 01-09-2006, 09:20 AM   #3
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That is NOT how newborn baby poo looks.

It's not hard like that at all. It resembles tar for the first week or two.
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Old 01-09-2006, 09:24 AM   #4
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Only a certifacte from the Artist (if you can call them that), I would expect a certifacte signed by both moronic parents at least.
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Old 01-09-2006, 09:25 AM   #5
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yeh i saw this on msn news. ridiculous isn't it?

the money does go to charity, but the sculpture itself is just plain stupid.

what the hell is tom cruises problem?


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Old 01-09-2006, 09:34 AM   #6
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Christ Im gonna start collecting me turd's,
Ill pressure pack em gold,mount them on a bit of jarrah
and add a little plaque,should make myself a killing,
theres one born every minute hey.....
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Old 01-09-2006, 09:47 AM   #7
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That is NOT how newborn baby poo looks.

It's not hard like that at all. It resembles tar for the first week or two.
Exactly.. its a complete load of crap.. literally. Anyone with a kid knows it is a fake.
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Old 01-09-2006, 09:57 AM   #8
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Exactly.. its a complete load of crap.. literally. Anyone with a kid knows it is a fake.

BUT if you read what they have written on the side it does say that it was after her first solid meal...still doubful, and it remains a piece of crap.

Almost $10000!!! You have got to be kidding me!!
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Old 01-09-2006, 10:32 AM   #9
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What the hell. ****ing useless bastards, its a peice of **** for ****s sake. I wish people like that were dead.
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Old 01-09-2006, 10:36 AM   #10
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I don't think Roger the Alien's crap would be worth that, and his was jewel encrusted gold..
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Old 01-09-2006, 11:06 AM   #11
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That's GOLD :
No wait It's Bronze..........on a more Serious note though what a load of crap. :
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Old 01-09-2006, 11:54 AM   #12
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haha would be good if that money came my way....
hey if it goes to charity then thats a good thing..
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Old 01-09-2006, 11:58 AM   #13
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I feel sorry for the poor kid imagine being brought up by those two tossers. That kid is going to end up more messed up than the both of them. The people that are bidding on it should have a long hard look at them selves as well.
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Old 01-09-2006, 12:26 PM   #14
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Reminds me of the 12th man Golden Golly Competition!
"24 Carat Gold Plated Golly" :
Thats just crap. Plain and simple.
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Old 01-09-2006, 01:24 PM   #15
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haha thats the funniest thing people would sell anything on e bay its shocking and the price they are asking what a load of shiet :
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Old 01-09-2006, 01:28 PM   #16
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Old 01-09-2006, 01:49 PM   #17
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Whats worse than someone selling it is the number of people actually bidding for it!
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Old 01-09-2006, 04:36 PM   #18
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There are 43 people in this world willing to pay 7k for a lump of bronze ****.

damnnnn thats wronger than wrong.
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Old 01-09-2006, 05:02 PM   #19
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yeh i saw this on msn news. ridiculous isn't it?

the money does go to charity, but the sculpture itself is just plain stupid.

what the hell is tom cruises problem?


"just come out of the closet tom"


Then i pull out my GUN!!!, why wont tom come out the closet!!
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:31 PM   #20
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Who's pay anything for that s****. About as stupid as the old man of the supposed poo
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:38 PM   #21
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Who is worse, the idiot that is selling it, or the retards that are bidding ?
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:39 PM   #22
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or us talking about it.......
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:41 PM   #23
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i would buy one if it was incased with copper! look at the price of copper... its an investment! acctually as that crap gets older i dont think any amount of copper would make it an investment.... no salvage yard would wanna melt that down haha
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:46 PM   #24
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:51 PM   #25
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Ebay's starting to get stupid

With the exception of car parts and the odd movies and collectables the rest is pure rubbish
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Old 02-09-2006, 01:03 AM   #26
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About 6 mths ago , some ?????? was selling "a fart in a jar" for charity , but I wonder Who's charity it goes to.........cos it didn't say.
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Old 02-09-2006, 01:35 AM   #27
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Does anybody want to buy my poo poo? Comes in a snap-lock bag so it remains fresh!

I'd rather buy a bloody air guitar!

Isn't baby poop runnier?
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Old 02-09-2006, 02:43 AM   #28
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its been removed from ebay
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