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Old 30-03-2005, 09:20 PM   #1
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Talking April Fools-what are you gonna do?

well its april fools in 2 days ('oh yeah' i hear you say), so i thought i might see what pranks everyone has planned for their unsuspecting friends. :
give me some inspiration!
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Old 30-03-2005, 09:23 PM   #2
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Shuddup will ya. Dont give the gig away.

Someone please delete this thread fast! :
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Old 30-03-2005, 09:27 PM   #3
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I'll move my workmates car around the back of the shed for starters whilst he out dropping gear off.
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Old 30-03-2005, 09:28 PM   #4
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Might order a Flux Capacitor or two out of head office in Sydney.
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Old 30-03-2005, 09:32 PM   #5
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A mate last year put his own obitury in the paper. A little 'sick' but certanly made a row
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Old 30-03-2005, 09:33 PM   #6
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I have no doubt the draftsperson at work will do something. What he actually does will be directed at me no doubt.
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Old 30-03-2005, 09:36 PM   #7
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A mate last year put his own obitury in the paper. A little 'sick' but certanly made a row
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Old 30-03-2005, 09:44 PM   #8
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A mate last year put his own obitury in the paper. A little 'sick' but certanly made a row
that is an excellent idea..
or i might just not turn up to work :
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Old 30-03-2005, 09:53 PM   #9
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....nothing
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Old 30-03-2005, 10:00 PM   #10
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I can't believe I didn't think of this before, I'll buy some tin foil in the morning and see who is stupid enough to leave their toolbox unlocked tomorrow night.
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Old 30-03-2005, 10:11 PM   #11
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Seeing as its my boss's birthday on April Fools, she's in for an extra treat.:
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Old 31-03-2005, 07:21 AM   #12
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C'Mon guys, help me out here... I am sure I am gonna get done by my son (13 year old know it all smart *** wicked sense of humour).

So I need something good to get him with FIRST
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Old 31-03-2005, 11:09 AM   #13
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Half my day is going to be spent in court.

The landlord was up to his old tricks again so I thought stuff it, it's tribunal time.

Bond (which is more than 4 weeks rent) not payed into the RTBA. Walking into the house 4 times without prior notice, 6 phone calls in one day (all abusive), his wife turns up on a Sunday morning using language that would make a sailor blush. Refuses to accept rent (because he wants two months worth?!?) then sends me an eviction notice. Urgent repairs still needing done and he refuses to. Refuses to accept application to VCAT and threatened me in front of two other people.

I think I know who the April fool will be. :

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Make sure that you specify that they need 1.21 Jigawatts of power to make them work. :evil_laug
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C'Mon guys, help me out here... I am sure I am gonna get done by my son (13 year old know it all smart *** wicked sense of humour).

So I need something good to get him with FIRST
Seek out and then hide his porn mags. :Up_to_som
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Old 31-03-2005, 11:35 AM   #15
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Not wanting to be a wet blanket guys! But just a word of caution from a habitual prankster, think about your pranks, just make sure whatever it is doesn't damage other peoples property. If someone loses an engine or a tyre etc then its not a joke anymore.

Flux capacitors and foil toolboxes, love your work Psycho Chook, a true artisan!
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Old 31-03-2005, 12:15 PM   #16
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Seek out and then hide his porn mags. :Up_to_som
Nah it'd be the other way round

He unfortunately doesn't have any, believe me, I've looked!
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Old 31-03-2005, 01:05 PM   #17
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He unfortunately doesn't have any, believe me, I've looked!
This is why kids dont trust their parents.
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Old 31-03-2005, 03:45 PM   #18
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I'm gonna look like a dolt here, but what's the deal with the foil in the toolbox?
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Old 31-03-2005, 04:06 PM   #19
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I'm gonna look like a dolt here, but what's the deal with the foil in the toolbox?
Im glad somone asked before i did
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Old 31-03-2005, 04:20 PM   #20
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haha yeah what is the deal with the foil?
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Old 31-03-2005, 04:29 PM   #21
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LOL glad im not the only one that doesnt know about the Foil Toolbox :P
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Old 31-03-2005, 04:43 PM   #22
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I am pretty sure you wrap every single tool in the box up indivually in silver foil, and put them all back just as they were.
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Old 31-03-2005, 04:48 PM   #23
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tempted to do it to everything on someone's desk at work tomorrow morning.. hmmm
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Old 31-03-2005, 04:57 PM   #24
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Could always start another supercharged V10 GTHO 2 door thread? :
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Old 31-03-2005, 05:00 PM   #25
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Replacing the sugar jar with salt was allways a classic. I know umpteen million Engineers and they are all the same. Their IQ is arround 30 untill they have that 3 coffee/6sugar cup in the morning........except this time it wont be sugar.
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Old 31-03-2005, 05:16 PM   #26
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Replacing the sugar jar with salt was allways a classic. I know umpteen million Engineers and they are all the same. Their IQ is arround 30 untill they have that 3 coffee/6sugar cup in the morning........except this time it wont be sugar.
now there is an idea...but what to replace the coffee with?
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Old 31-03-2005, 05:19 PM   #27
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you dont need to, the salt is enough. trust me.. i tried drinking coffee with salt once.
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Old 31-03-2005, 05:22 PM   #28
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Oh yeah, some favourites over the years:

4 shopping trolleys bike locked together in a mates room, a mullet behind the fridge, and coffee in the shower head.
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Old 31-03-2005, 05:41 PM   #29
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pepper mixed with raw coffee (along with the salt instead of sugar). offer to make the coffee but they can add their own sugar from the bowl.
as for the tin foil one, it has been done but to a grander scale. some people were house sitting for their friends who were away for a couple of weeks: inside of the house=not 1 inch that didnt have tinfoil on it. contents=individually rapped and replaced to original position.
did see pics of it somewhere.
what fun you can have with free time and bordem up your sleeve!
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Seek out and then hide his porn mags. :Up_to_som

Bwhahahahahhahahhaaa look out boy ........... Thanks for the tip ..... I love it :
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