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04-05-2007, 01:27 PM
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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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04-05-2007, 01:40 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Have you been drinking?
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04-05-2007, 02:04 PM
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Its Friday and I work for the government I will give you one guess.
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04-05-2007, 09:04 PM
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04-05-2007, 09:15 PM
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If anyone is interested, it's a quote from Norm from Cheers.
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04-05-2007, 09:35 PM
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Theory works. Drink heaps and still going gun at school.
MITCHAY doing it for the ****heads!  :
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06-05-2007, 03:09 PM
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Peter Car
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Problem is that alcohol doesn't actually kill brain cells, its just a myth.
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06-05-2007, 03:41 PM
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Well if that theory is correct i should be quite a bit smarter after last night.
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06-05-2007, 07:16 PM
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As in 'best there ever'
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http://www.wonderquest.com/BrainCells.htm (i dont know the answer, but this article suggests otherwise?) Besides, if the booze doesnt destroy brain cells... surely some of the knocks, falls and beatings ive taken whilst under the influence have seen a bit of natural selection ocuring in the frontal lobe...
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07-05-2007, 01:03 PM
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Although you could be chasing those buffalo's into a confined area where they will all be trapped and killed and no longer anyway.
If you have 20 logs holding up a boat shed, and 5 of them are weak, so your boat shed slightly leans to the right or something, then thats better then having only 15 logs that can't handle the increased pressure placed upon them. Those 5 logs that were the weakest could still have been holding 20-30% of the weight of the boat shed together. The thoery sounds great, but it does not work for anything other then hunted buffalos. 
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http://www.shortfamilyonline.com/jok...alo-theory.php
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08-05-2007, 10:11 PM
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well that explains why engineers are alcoholics!!!! ... dont know about smart though some are still pretty useless in real life situations
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