Only In America.....

[greyute]

http://bored.com/crazylaws/index.htm

[SiKoRa_eL_97]

ALASKA
• Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.

wtf.

[Mongoose]

LOL @ americans

[Jeld-Wen Falcon]

Tennessee
• In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it, waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

[pauljh74]

ALABAMA
Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate.
Incestuous marriages are legal.

Do I hear the dueling banjos?

CALIFORNIA
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

FLORIDA
In Florida it is illegal to fish while driving across a bridge.

ILLINOIS
An Illinois state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples.

INDIANA
The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

MAINE
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

NEW JERSEY
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

NEW YORK
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. (Damn - I'd be in trouble there)

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
(Combined with the previous rule, that would be tough)

NORTH CAROLINA
Hornytown: Massage parlors have been banned.

PENNSYLVANIA
• Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.

WEST VIRGINIA
It is against the law for men to have sex with any animal over 40 pounds in weight.

WISCONSIN
Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.

[Pik0]

California
• A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.

WTF?

[greyute]

More loony laws especially the last one WTF

Illinois
• "Dwarf-tossing," the strange practice of hurling dwarfs in padded suits, is outlawed in the bars of Springfield, Ill., because it's dangerous and exploitative. The practice is apparently allowed elsewhere in town, with a special permit

• Galesburg: There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats

• Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest

• Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.

Massachusetts

A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbour