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10-11-2006, 10:44 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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The General Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) were at a national beer conference.
They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink. The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation "I'll have A Tooheys New." The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says "I'll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water!" The General Manager of XXXX proudly says "I'll have a XXXX Gold, the King of Beers!" The bloke from Carlton says "I'll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest draught on the planet" The General Manager from Coopers glances at his lunch mates and says, "I'll have a Diet Coke." The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head. He just shrugs and says, "Well if you blokes aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."
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10-11-2006, 11:38 AM
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With da Warlords
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hahaha, too bad coopers tastes like **** lol
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10-11-2006, 11:51 AM
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thats gold
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10-11-2006, 12:15 PM
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I Bleed Orange!
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"coopers.... liquid rust!"
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10-11-2006, 04:25 PM
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To shreads you say?!
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Top joke though
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10-11-2006, 04:26 PM
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that is CLASSIC.
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10-11-2006, 06:34 PM
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VB isnt there, after all, it has the taste of the contents of a camels bladder!
Although I did buy some the other week only to get a discount on my Talking Booney & Beefy figures! |
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10-11-2006, 06:51 PM
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Shoot.
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But you just contradicted yourself - not liking Pale Ale - that's blasphemy in itself!
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10-11-2006, 07:15 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Lol nice one..
Yeah Pale is great.... Vintage is the best though 
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11-11-2006, 03:36 AM
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let it burn
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hahaha, loled.
Remember the old joke about Qlders not knowing how to spell beer which is why it was called XXXX? Originally it was a Victorian beer in the goldfields of Castelmaine called XXX, at least we know how many letters are in beer. Its actually true too. |
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11-11-2006, 12:57 PM
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Peter Car
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Great joke. Coopers rule.
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11-11-2006, 03:26 PM
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haha, that's exactly what i did. i've only every bought 2 slabs of VB. just to get my Boony and Beefy. |
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11-11-2006, 03:29 PM
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hahahaha (just teasing) |
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11-11-2006, 03:35 PM
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Blasphemy  It's like the mall's balls... You Eastern States people just dont get it  :
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11-11-2006, 07:28 PM
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I'd change the Coopers part to West End!!
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11-11-2006, 07:59 PM
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It always amazes me what some poor sods think is a good beer. But I live by the motto , if you want to get on in this life, never knock another man's beer or woman.
Cheeers all. We're off to a baby boomers bash tonight, Alice Springs style!! :baby bott :baby bott :baby bott :
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11-11-2006, 08:13 PM
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11-11-2006, 08:29 PM
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well then why didnt he have bundy?? diet coke...proves coopers is gay hehe
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12-11-2006, 11:10 AM
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Heard it before still like it
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12-11-2006, 02:00 PM
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