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30-11-2006, 11:34 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS (slightly updated, if u've seen this before)
40-ish = 49 Adventurous = Slept with everyone Athletic = No tits Average looking = Ugly Beautiful = Pathological liar Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure = On medication Feminist = Fat Free spirit = Junkie Friendship first = Former very *friendly* person Fun = Annoying New Age = Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded = Desperate Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing Passionate = Sloppy drunk Professional = ***** Voluptuous = Very Fat Large frame = Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate = Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle . For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside. |
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30-11-2006, 11:39 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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lol funny. especially the personal ads
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30-11-2006, 11:45 AM
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Personal adds were gold!!!!!
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30-11-2006, 11:52 AM
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bahahah thats gold.....whats the link to the original. i believe that would be a good read...
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30-11-2006, 12:03 PM
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30-11-2006, 12:27 PM
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hehe love it and seen similar before, if only it was that black and white for us !
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AFF Post NAZI
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just jokes lol hehehe
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30-11-2006, 02:56 PM
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What would forum's be without post whoring know it all's......... |
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30-11-2006, 03:49 PM
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I am The Brain!
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Classic. And how true is the male english!!!
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Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads
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