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14-04-2005, 11:55 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Adelaide Hills
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What will they call Bob the Builder when he retires?
Bob.
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14-04-2005, 12:39 PM
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you'd be popular too.....
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there are two eggs in a fridge, one says " wow its really cold in here" the other one says " Arrrrggghhh A TALKING EGG!!!!!!!"
there are two cows in a paddock, one says " MOOOOOO" the other one says " Hey i was about to say that"
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14-04-2005, 12:40 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Melbourne
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was DEAD!
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14-04-2005, 01:57 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: The Patch
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Why did Harold fall off his bike?
Because he was a fish.
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14-04-2005, 02:00 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Adelaide Hills
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why did the plane crash?
because the pilot was a block of cheese funny jokes all guys..
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14-04-2005, 02:19 PM
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PM me if you want
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Pk Ranger Modding - QLD 👍
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where are the andies (hands) ...... at the end of your armies (arms)
whats red and green and goes 100 mph ..... a frog in a blender whats black and white and red (read) all over ....... a newspaper what do call an 8 foot tall, 200 kilo purple monster ............. sir
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14-04-2005, 02:51 PM
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Location: Bundoora
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Why did the kids stay away from the beach?
Because the seaweed What do you call a fly without wings? A walk Why did the skeleton go to the bar? To get some booze Two cows were talking in a paddock, one said to the other "whaddiya reckon about this mad cow disease?" The other looked up and said "stuffed if i know, i'm a bloody rabbit" |
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14-04-2005, 02:56 PM
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It is hard...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wellington, NZ
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There are two cows in a field. Suddenly a rabbit hops out from behind a tuft of grass, and hops away. One of the cows takes another mouthful of grass, and chews it.
Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because it's economically unviable to sell pharmaceuticals in a relatively unpopulated area.
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I could eat a knob at night... |
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14-04-2005, 05:17 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Canberra, ACT HeadGaskets: 2
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A seal walked into a club
bwahahaha i got that off the other thread...it's not lame but |
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14-04-2005, 05:35 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: South East Melbourne
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Somethingawful.com had a great comedy goldmine this week, jokes with realistic endings. Just a few;
What's the difference between the Pope and Michael Jackson? The Pope is dead. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? "Would you like an ice pack? Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear. Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice. Quote:
What do you call a fly without wings? F*cked. |
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14-04-2005, 07:33 PM
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Location: Livin On The Edge
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Two men walked into a bar, you'd think one of them would have seen it.
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14-04-2005, 07:38 PM
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Afterburner + skids =
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Skidsville
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Whats big, yellow and would kill you if it fell out of the tree.
A bulldozer. Whats big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.
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14-04-2005, 07:39 PM
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i like to be stroked
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: between her legs
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blonde chick goes home with some dood, they have wild sex that night , next morning she wakes up and tell him to go now as she doesnt talk to strangers, The man looks at her and laughs,,, im not a stranger we met last night... the blonde looks confused .
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn...that was fun!" |
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14-04-2005, 07:40 PM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
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These are all super lame and I LOVE THEM! Keep em coming
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14-04-2005, 07:41 PM
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A girl with no arms or legs was at the beach, she stopped a jogger and asked for a hug, the jogger givers her one.Then she asked for a kiss she'd never had one before. The jogger reluctently gives her a kiss. Then she asked could she be F***'d, the jogger pcks her up and throws her into the water and say's now your F***'d.
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14-04-2005, 07:56 PM
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*the redneck version* Last edited by Kryton; 14-04-2005 at 07:58 PM. |
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14-04-2005, 09:48 PM
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i like to be stroked
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mumma , dadda tomato are walking , mumma turns around and thumps Jr tomato to pulp and yells catchup
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn...that was fun!" |
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14-04-2005, 10:13 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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What did the farmer say to the Cow on the roof?
Get down.
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14-04-2005, 10:20 PM
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14-04-2005, 10:22 PM
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Bring back the Phase
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Portland, Vic
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What did the farmer say when somebody stole his tractor.....?
where's my tractor? |
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14-04-2005, 10:39 PM
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Afterburner + skids =
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Skidsville
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reminds me of..
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill, whilst wearing glasses?? Here comes the elephants over the hill wearing glasses!
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14-04-2005, 10:42 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Geelong
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What looks like half a loaf of bread?
The other half |
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14-04-2005, 10:55 PM
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whats so lame, that it shouldnt exist?
this thread! |
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14-04-2005, 10:56 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Geelong
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How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
Kick his sister in the chin hihihihiihihi |
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15-04-2005, 12:54 AM
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick. What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger. |
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15-04-2005, 01:34 AM
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Right out sideways
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Coffs Harbour NSW
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A termite walks into a barroom and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roamin' Catholic What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polly unsaturated And thats my que to leave .................. :hihi:
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