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Old 17-02-2007, 02:31 AM   #1
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This is a Police car of one of the local Sheriffs

ENGINE: 7.0L Supercharged V8, 515 KW, 904 Nm *Torque
MAX SPEED: 250 (Limited)
ACCELERATION: 0-100 in 6.5 *sec. (Quick for a car that ways more than 3.5 tonne!) WHEELS: 28 *inch chrome
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Old 17-02-2007, 02:41 AM   #2
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The middle pic he has his gun drawn, ? Keystone cops ?
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Old 17-02-2007, 03:13 AM   #3
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That is one behemoth of a car (if you can even call it one). Everything in Texas seems to be BIG. You know what they say... "as big as texas" lol.
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Old 17-02-2007, 03:20 AM   #4
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Old 17-02-2007, 06:34 AM   #5
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It's true, everything is bigger in texas. When I go there I grow an extra 6 inches in height.
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Old 17-02-2007, 06:37 AM   #6
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It's true, everything is bigger in texas. When I go there I grow an extra 6 inches in height.
There you go. We now have living proof .

Do you gain any weight when you go to Texas? Apparently Texas is home to some of the biggest (circumference-wise) people in the USA :.
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Old 17-02-2007, 07:27 AM   #7
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A plane landed at Sydney international airport, the doors opened and a line of cowboy hats with tiny feet under them moved across the tarmac.
An airport workers turned to his mate and asked "what is that?"
His mate replied " its a bunch of Texans with the bullsh*t taken out of them."
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Old 17-02-2007, 09:10 AM   #8
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If it's a real Po-leeseman and car (which I doubt) the scary part is I believe that these guys are elected to office. So, LOTS of people voted for a KFC dropout to protect them?
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Old 17-02-2007, 09:17 AM   #9
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There you go. We now have living proof .

Do you gain any weight when you go to Texas? Apparently Texas is home to some of the biggest (circumference-wise) people in the USA :.
Oh god yeah.
You never wear a belt when you step off the plane in texas, far too many people have been injured by belt buckles exploding from the belt they once contained.
As jeremy clarkson says about the south; "Everybody is Fat, Stupid and rude."
God bless youtube for that one.
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Old 17-02-2007, 11:29 AM   #10
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It's true, everything is bigger in texas. When I go there I grow an extra 6 inches in height.
yep every thing in texas is big it is to make up for all the small apendiges they have lol
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As jeremy clarkson says about the south; "Everybody is Fat, Stupid and rude."
God bless youtube for that one.

LOL yeah!! That was the best episode of Top Gear I've ever seen!!
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Old 17-02-2007, 12:25 PM   #12
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Yeah.ALLTexans are known for thier big mouths..
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Old 17-02-2007, 03:51 PM   #13
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Oh god yeah.
You never wear a belt when you step off the plane in texas, far too many people have been injured by belt buckles exploding from the belt they once contained.
As jeremy clarkson says about the south; "Everybody is Fat, Stupid and rude."
God bless youtube for that one.
Lol. Yeah I love youtube too. I swear, half my day is spent on both youtube and the fordforums.
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Old 17-02-2007, 04:08 PM   #14
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Speaking of Texas one of my mates in Seppoland (Not Texas) sent me this a while ago...

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Old 17-02-2007, 04:43 PM   #15
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well only one thing comes to mind after seeing the picture of that hummer cop and that carwash


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well only one thing comes to mind after seeing the picture of that hummer cop and that carwash
Recycled Hay?
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Old 17-02-2007, 08:19 PM   #17
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I asked a mate in Seppoland and the mystery -if there ever was one- is solved. It's those Germans at Geiger Cars again.

News site.
http://www.edmunds.com/insideline/do...cleId=115333#3


For those that thought the Yanks made over the top cars take the time to look at their slide show.
http://www.geigercars.de/
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Old 17-02-2007, 08:56 PM   #18
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It aint a real cop car,look at the doors it says "county sheriff" If it were real it would have the name of the county on there
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I first heard of this thing last year from a real Texas cop. His boss is a Hummer nut and showed it to him. On a forum for retired cop cars, the amount of hate this thing generated was amazing. And that's not even counting the clown with it!
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