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04-11-2007, 10:14 PM
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Awesome
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In my own little world..Everyone here knows me :)
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To all those poor souls that have to go to work the Monday before Melbourne Cup, here are some really valid excuses for calling in sick
My car wouldn't stop. I'm deadlocked inside the house and my partner is away for 3 days. I was at the meeting. I just thought it was in Isanbul. I was captured by the borg and assured that resistance was futile! I'm waiting for the test results but they're really sure I've got non specific morbid dread of work. I thought it was daylight savings. I thought it was the end of daylight savings. What's daylight savings? I have woman's trouble. When thats over I expect to have a bout of Person trouble. I have been diagoned wth terminal concupiscene (means wanting something badly) I ate my alarm clock. My mother would't let me...she's been dead for 17years..but I am sure she wouldn't let me. My fish died...Of course I am sure. I shot him! And my personal fav... The devil made me do it. He was wearing fishnets and everything!
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04-11-2007, 10:19 PM
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Two-Spirits
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Its easy, in ACT Tuesday is now a public holiday, so Friday, email to boss - "Having a long weekend, see you Wed". His reply "Me too, have fun".
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04-11-2007, 10:21 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2005
Location: In my shed
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You forgot one.
Had too much fun on Saturday night and cbf coming in. |
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04-11-2007, 10:24 PM
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Awesome
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In my own little world..Everyone here knows me :)
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Or I broke my workmates nose and too embarrassed to go in and see "Racoon boy"
Mimi...send me your email address...I got pics for ya!
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04-11-2007, 10:35 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Bundoora
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I wish I had Monday and Tuesday off...I have never worked a full Cup weekend but this year have been so busy with work...I'll be working both days
Today was the 1st day since bathurst I've had a day off! |
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04-11-2007, 11:35 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 2,602
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Got a case of a n a l glaucoma - which means I can't see my *** coming into work today
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05-11-2007, 12:21 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Perth
Posts: 7,239
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I've got equine flu, it's a new strain of flu from asia, achoo!!!
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06-11-2007, 03:32 PM
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meow
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
Posts: 2,744
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Uni holidays? ;)
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Excuses for not working before Melbourne Cup
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