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13-02-2008, 09:52 PM
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Living the Dream
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Traralgon, Victoria
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Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere, allegedly a lost and found poster put up by a foreign student who hadn't been here in Australia very long.
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13-02-2008, 09:53 PM
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Temporary Australian
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Central Queensland
Posts: 3,281
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Gold!
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13-02-2008, 09:54 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 14,654
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I think the phone number gives away the prank.....
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13-02-2008, 09:54 PM
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Whipper Snappa
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: SA
Posts: 1,192
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That poor pussy cat.
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13-02-2008, 09:55 PM
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Spr Jenkins
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Melbourne
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lol, funny till I saw the phone number
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13-02-2008, 09:57 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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that is fantasic!
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13-02-2008, 10:28 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 372
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That's funny i love it.
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13-02-2008, 11:59 PM
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Beaver fever
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In the lunatic asslyum
Posts: 587
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Oh my god what will they think of next lol
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14-02-2008, 12:30 AM
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Awesome
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In my own little world..Everyone here knows me :)
Posts: 9,401
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HEY!!! Thats my cat!!! *dials the number*
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14-02-2008, 12:42 AM
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Lucifer's Angel
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
Posts: 5,282
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Google the number, it's the "talking clock", though operated by a private service, not Telstra.
"AUSTRALIA: "Talking Clock" on 1194 (about 40 cents per call) and commercial services on 1900 912 000 and 1900 911 481 (much higher cost). Since early 2006 the services on on 1194, 1900 912 000 and 1900 911 481 are derived from a dedicated time server operated by a private company (separate from the main telephone carriers), as maintained by the National Measurement Institute (formerly the CSIRO National Measurement Laboratory). To the best of our (April 2006) information, this time signal is stated to be accurate to 1 millisecond (0.001 second) when the time pips enter the public switched telephone network at the source in Melbourne."
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14-02-2008, 12:48 AM
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Ex EL Falcon
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Bris-bane
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I had one of those frigging things launch itself at my head the other night while I was doing the laundry... I ducked and the stupid thing went flying over my head and smacked into the railing
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14-02-2008, 01:02 AM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Melbourne, VIC
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Hahaha!
My dad has one that keeps eating his home-veggie tomatoes in his backyard. He's been feeding it bread every night recently to lull it into a 'false sence of security' (before striking!) ... that was two months ago...think he's getting fond of the animal! :P |
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14-02-2008, 05:21 AM
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The Duke
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Central Coast NSW
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I've been looking for a pussy, but that one's not quite what I had in mind.
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14-02-2008, 09:24 AM
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I see you....
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location:
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Fake but very original and clever
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14-02-2008, 09:39 AM
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www.lukehimself.net
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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lol, google the number. It's a talking clock number.
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14-02-2008, 10:40 AM
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Professional Mouse Jockey
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: SE Vic
Posts: 3,185
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I have "cats" living in my roof, too many trees around my house. The things make the strangest noise too!
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14-02-2008, 05:48 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: May 2007
Location: somerville
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This guy lost a cat http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...ght=empty+mail
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15-02-2008, 12:46 AM
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"BMX_datto"
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Castlemaine
Posts: 296
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HAHAH gold funny stuff
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15-02-2008, 01:04 AM
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Da Boss
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Victoria
Posts: 455
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somone emailed that to me last week, not sure where they got it from though. was fairly funny at the time "not very friendly must be scared" lol
dam better put some gloves on 
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Anyone lost a cat??
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