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Old 03-07-2008, 09:46 AM   #1
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Default Stupid things youve done when drunk.

well as the title reads this thread is for users to tell stories about stupid things weve done when intoxicated. ill start off...

Celebrating queenslands state of origin win last night i picked up this fat, black, old girl.

last weekend i took a foto of my wang on me mates fone lol that would have been a suprise when he was looking thru the fotos the next day.

and one more,. the post 12am text messages to ex missesus that contain the words..... i am so hard......

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Old 03-07-2008, 09:56 AM   #2
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Wow I can predict the future. The future looks bleak for this thread, and its somewhat identical twin.
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Old 03-07-2008, 09:59 AM   #3
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no way... please dont close this thread mods, it has potential... like the wat jokes do u know thread which cracks me up... and the other thread is for hangover cures
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Guess the alcohol tax is turning people to mind altering drugs.
I drive : A heavily modified EF Fairmont with a JMM dev5 cam, worked head, 3.5" mandrel bent intake, exhaust, and a few other bits n pieces like a stally etc.

"She goes like a zirtek"

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Old 03-07-2008, 10:06 AM   #4
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Celebrating queenslands state of origin win last night i picked up this fat, black, old girl..

yeah, I bet it was a mistake...........
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Old 03-07-2008, 10:08 AM   #5
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I’m sure I can remember reading this post in another thread.
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this thread really is useless, i cannot complain tho, it seems about 50% of the threads i create are also exactly that. it seriously can be around too much longer.

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Old 03-07-2008, 10:14 AM   #7
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lol... i knew i shouldnt have posted that
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Guess the alcohol tax is turning people to mind altering drugs.
I drive : A heavily modified EF Fairmont with a JMM dev5 cam, worked head, 3.5" mandrel bent intake, exhaust, and a few other bits n pieces like a stally etc.

"She goes like a zirtek"

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Old 03-07-2008, 10:15 AM   #8
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yeah, I bet it was a mistake...........
mmyea.... thats the second time thats happened now...
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Guess the alcohol tax is turning people to mind altering drugs.
I drive : A heavily modified EF Fairmont with a JMM dev5 cam, worked head, 3.5" mandrel bent intake, exhaust, and a few other bits n pieces like a stally etc.

"She goes like a zirtek"

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Old 03-07-2008, 10:50 AM   #9
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you sure you werent drunk when you posted this?
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