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Old 02-07-2005, 08:17 PM   #1
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Default Ask an apprentice Mercedes benz technitian

Ask me whatever you want. and yes i do have a sister, shes 15 and free to a good home

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Old 02-07-2005, 08:27 PM   #2
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Pics of the sister plz
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Old 02-07-2005, 08:27 PM   #3
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shotgun the sister.
what is the markup like on parts you get in? i'm in just a normal mechanics workshop for some work experience, and the guy jsut prices parts and labour depending on his mood, quite dodgy :S
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Old 02-07-2005, 08:30 PM   #4
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hmmm ... 15, nah i can get in trouble for that :P
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Old 02-07-2005, 08:35 PM   #5
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How much is an ignition module (retail) on a w126 560 and how long do they take to replace?
Cos I might be buying one next week but one plauged example in my mechanics workshop scared a $hit outa me.

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i'm in just a normal mechanics workshop for some work experience, and the guy jsut prices parts and labour depending on his mood, quite dodgy
Haha, you ever been with a wrecker? They're loose as lol
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Old 02-07-2005, 08:36 PM   #6
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Ask me whatever you want. and yes i do have a sister, shes 15 and free to a good home
Ha ha ha.. great first post!

lorosfalcon, a Merc tech huh? So.. C'mon, tell me the Merc's have as much quality issues as the Fords do.. please??

Now, about your Sis.. . You shouldn't talk about your Sis like that! Not very nice..

..Got any pic's of her?
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Old 02-07-2005, 09:02 PM   #7
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How much electrical work do you have to do/learn?
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Old 02-07-2005, 10:12 PM   #8
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Shes not too young for me. I don't buy site unseen though, so get some pics up.

BTW as mentioned in another thread, my 15 year old sister is for sale. free shipment anywhere inside the galaxy. She has 5 of her (hot) friends here tonight... perhaps a buy one get one free offer is in order...

I'll keep the other 4... Product familiarisation purposes and all that! :
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Shes not too young for me. I don't buy site unseen though, so get some pics up.

BTW as mentioned in another thread, my 15 year old sister is for sale. free shipment anywhere inside the galaxy. She has 5 of her (hot) friends here tonight... perhaps a buy one get one free offer is in order...

I'll keep the other 4... Product familiarisation purposes and all that! :
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Old 03-07-2005, 01:01 AM   #11
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Q: How do you spell Technician? LOL , just kidding, I have techs that can spell it but are there under false pretences. :evil_laug
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Old 03-07-2005, 01:51 PM   #12
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Haha, you ever been with a wrecker? They're loose as lol
The wreckers I go to are great. If I walk in alone, with my own tools, and rip apart a few cars by myself I get everything for half of what they'd charge a male for the same thing!!

Of course the guy waiting behind me to pay for the exact same part didn't like it when he got charged double what I did, when he went to complain the bloke behind the counter told him that there wasn't anything special about him picking bits off cars, but the fact I came in by myself, with tools, and got exactly what I wanted was worth some serious respect. :hihi:
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Old 05-07-2005, 07:35 PM   #13
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well, quality with benzes? hmm with us recalling heaps of cars with about 6 hours work on each, it speaks for itself. lol nah they arent that bad quality. quite good actually.
electrical, well there is a lot of electronics on them but they diagnose themselves mainly.
parts is completly different. at $9500 for a control module that makes a convertible roof go up and down, prices speak for themselves (OVERPRICED!!!)
but you can afford all this stuff when its nothing to pay around $1000 for a service lol.
pics of sis to come and yes ssj japee, i will trade sisters. i want photos first lol
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Old 05-07-2005, 08:53 PM   #14
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how much to rebuild a C200 1999 5 speed auto box?
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Old 06-07-2005, 09:14 AM   #15
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a gearbox rebuild??? hmm a w5a.0** gearbox (5speed 4cyl) could be anywhere between $2000-$5000. cheaper to get a second hand one
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Old 06-07-2005, 09:25 AM   #16
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a gearbox rebuild??? hmm a w5a.0** gearbox (5speed 4cyl) could be anywhere between $2000-$5000. cheaper to get a second hand one
Sounds just like an e-series, we can live with that ....... hahahaha
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Old 06-07-2005, 12:21 PM   #17
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I have a Q, why the hell does my car (2002 C200K) keep giving me the ESP and BAS warning sometimes but not others? Is it a glitch in the software or has the ESP really choked??
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Old 06-07-2005, 12:57 PM   #18
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cool this is an easy one. it sounds like it needs the esp wiring field fix. some wires that go to the esp control module need replacing. take it to a benz dealer and they will fix it. while its there, they might do the battery recall. new battery for free
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Old 06-07-2005, 03:03 PM   #19
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In a w126 560, can you take the g/box out without removing the engine (drop it underneath)?
I know you can with the diesel ones but not too sure with the big 8s.
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Old 06-07-2005, 03:20 PM   #20
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hmm i dont actually know. i will have to find out for you.
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Old 06-07-2005, 05:48 PM   #21
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electrical, well there is a lot of electronics on them but they diagnose themselves mainly.
No they don't! I'm only in first year training to be a Auto Sparky and the problems you get never diagnose themself.
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