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11-07-2005, 06:03 PM
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Well story goes, I work at a panel beating shop and every now and then this young (well shes 25 I think but looks about my age 19) girl comes in to pin stripe cars or put decals on them named Kelly.
I've started to notice her alot over the past couple of months and just recently she's all I've been thinking about. Talked to her a couple of times, nothing serious just small talk while she does her stuff. I think she's absolutely gorgeous, short brunette hair, blue eyes, slim, not short or tall, etc. And she's really down to earth too, I know she's my kind of girl the moment I started talking to her. She's just so easy to talk to, and not intimidating at all. Really friendly and all. Anyway, I already kind of knew she was a lesbian cause a couple of the guys at work have told me she is, and 1 guy said that apparently he saw her out a few weekends back with her girlfriend partying. This didnt really deter me cause I didnt really believe it till I had proof and plus I'm really attracted to Kelly. Today I had my day off work so I decided to go to her work place and pretend to be interested in getting some vinyl for my car. We chat up pretty good, have a few laughs and she agrees to put some vinyl on my car. After that all way done and she was doing up the reciept I said "Hey Kelly, I know this is gonna sound crazy coming out of nowhere but I was wondering if you'd be interested in going out to dinner with me sometime?" Well she got a little flustered and shy but said that she's already with someone and apologised. Man that sucks, I already knew there would be a good chance she'd reject me but I like her alot. Lesbians suck. Life would be so much easier if all the nice girls were going after single guys like me. :(
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11-07-2005, 06:10 PM
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Been down that road. But I managed to pick up later that night so I could see the humor in it at least.
Damn lesbians. :\
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11-07-2005, 06:10 PM
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So when you get your first shag are you going to write a big story for us too.....lol
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11-07-2005, 06:10 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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Chop and Change... then she'll be interested! (I'm not talking about your car either)
Nah sorry mate. That's harsh. It seems that all the good women are either taken or lesbians. Never been rejected by a lesbian, but I know how it feels when someone you really like is taken.
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11-07-2005, 06:11 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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Bwahahahahahahahah! That is PAINFUL!
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11-07-2005, 06:11 PM
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Eat more peanuts....
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Tough luck eh.. Still doesn't mean she's a lesbian cos she turned you down, maybe she just has taste... Just kidding..
So the important part of that post is - what hideous vinyl does your car have to wear now so she just doesn't think you were trying to get into her pants?
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11-07-2005, 06:15 PM
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11-07-2005, 06:16 PM
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Don't worry dude, you'll most likely get rejected by plenty of 'straight' chicks too. Just don't let it stop you trying (different girls I mean...no need to be a stalker).
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11-07-2005, 06:22 PM
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Geez you've really opened yourself up for some ribbing hav'nt you. So every time a forum member sees your car they'll say with a wry smile " hey, nice vinyl,cough cough"
 _2: _2: Got 'em bad eh?
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11-07-2005, 06:23 PM
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Go hit on her girlfriend and maybe they'll break up...
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11-07-2005, 06:29 PM
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i never been turned down, i converted one though :-P
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11-07-2005, 06:33 PM
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Mate you migth have put yourself out there but there is two things you have done
one is she now knows you like her and she just ask you out next time OR she could line you with a HOT chick but this happens all the time and there will be times when you turn the chicks down too But don't be shy we want pics of the vinyl on your car now |
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11-07-2005, 06:36 PM
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Is anyone going to find out who she is and send her the link to this post....I'd love to be a fly on the wall when she read it.....pmsl
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11-07-2005, 06:38 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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Now THAT would be some quality entertainment!
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11-07-2005, 06:43 PM
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 )SS-jaypee - just who do you think you are?!? I mean, c'mon - if you were an attractive female who got to 'play' with other attractive females - would you give it up to join our team? I think not. Tough break tho - hope the vinyl didnt set you back too much. Cheers for the laugh hey. p.s. Dinner is a shyte first date.
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11-07-2005, 06:50 PM
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Sometimes a little bit of humilliation is warranted, and if someone leaves the door this wide open....I just have to have a go..... I am kakking myself with laughter here, and loving this thread.... |
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11-07-2005, 06:52 PM
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EF POWER IS HERE!
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Dont worry guys, the vinyl isnt that bad infact I like it.
I'll try and get some shots of it tomorrow, its not big either just going across the windscreen. Cant tell you what it is right now though, it'll spoil it for you. :P I suppose this brings me to my next mission, tomorrow I'm gonna hit up the other girl I like. (which is apparently a lesbian also) Its not my fault, I dont have a fetish with lezo's but I have the habbit of finding out later on that they turn out to be that way. Background story on this other girl: I know her from the Army Reserves. She's in my unit but unlike me shes full time there but I do get to see her every Tuesday night. Infact she looks very similar to Kelly, short brown hair, blue eyes, slim also, etc. Her name is Tara and shes alot of like Kelly personality-wise also as in friendly, easy going, funny, etc but Tara is a little more rough and tomboyish than Kelly. For example, we were playing footy the other week for PT and I accidentally tripped tara over, well before I could apologise she got up and started punching the crap out of me (but in a playful manner) still hurt though. I dont know 100% if shes a lesbian either but some of the girls in the unit have told me she is but I'm gonna ask her out anyway just like I asked Kelly out today and expect to get rejected cause I'm a stupid sucker with a bleeding heart.
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11-07-2005, 06:56 PM
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Who knows Tara, she needs to read this post as well......I am laughing so hard, I have just woken up my daughter....lol
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11-07-2005, 06:59 PM
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Mate ..you have done well. The hardest step to seduce a woman is the first. She is a great talker /looker and you were attracted to her.
It takes a lot of guts to make the first move. At least now you know where you stand. I give you 10 /10 .
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11-07-2005, 07:04 PM
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EF POWER IS HERE!
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Oi who just deleted the word lesbian from my thread title?
C'mon guys as if lesbian is a naughty word.  :
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11-07-2005, 07:05 PM
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i agree, at least u had a go. if this tara turns out to be a lesbian you could introduce her to kelly, and perhaps win some brownie points there.
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11-07-2005, 07:08 PM
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Mate, theres not a handfull theres a landfull.
When I was younger I used to only look at girls with certain attributes, now I ahhhh uummmmm see "beauty" in lots more women, and if I wasnt settled with my current partner, I'd be hitting up most decent women I see, you see women often want similar things to men, as a result of social conditioning they are just taught that it is "bad" for them to do it. Dont be scared to put the hard word on a woman, as my dear departed father used to say "nine times out of ten you get slapped, but 1 in 10 are pretty good odds." |
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11-07-2005, 07:11 PM
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EF POWER IS HERE!
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If I hook them both up they can invite their girlfriends and have a female only foursome. 
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11-07-2005, 07:14 PM
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own the road
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good to see you were following my lead.
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11-07-2005, 07:17 PM
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Maybe Tara is Kelly's girlfriend.
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11-07-2005, 07:25 PM
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You're going from a Lesbian to an army "chick"? Jeez you sure can pick em!
BTW, military and relationships DON'T mix. |
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11-07-2005, 07:27 PM
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EF POWER IS HERE!
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Is there anybody on this site who can take a guy seriously for once? :lookedat:
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11-07-2005, 07:30 PM
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I give u 10/10 for trying mate! You probly made her day too!
Give the other chickie babe a go, you never know, she may not be a lesbian and actually be an awesome chick! You wont know until you try... I say go for it! |
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11-07-2005, 07:35 PM
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EF POWER IS HERE!
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Thanks!
Actually I'm hoping she's bi so I got a chance and we can both check out other chicks.  : _2:
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hhaha... well now theres a bonus for you!!
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I just got turned down
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