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Old 11-01-2009, 02:41 PM   #1
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Talking Not Quite Right - Family Ties

With everyone spending more time than usual over the xmas break with family & in-laws there must be a few new quotations going around

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

My mother in law has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe

My little brother is a cone short of an icecream

He's a sandwich short of a picnic

My sister is so fat .....


more quote and sayings please

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Old 11-01-2009, 05:10 PM   #2
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Old 11-01-2009, 05:12 PM   #3
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Old 11-01-2009, 05:14 PM   #4
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Old 11-01-2009, 10:40 PM   #5
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Old 13-01-2009, 02:04 PM   #6
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Old 13-01-2009, 02:30 PM   #7
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"I don't have enough alcohol in me to get through the day" - this was the quote on Christmas day around 2pm.
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Old 13-01-2009, 02:33 PM   #8
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