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19-08-2005, 11:23 AM
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The car's got pickup
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When we venture out of the relative safety of Human-Infested areas into Crocodile-Infested areas, there are some things you need to know.
There are only three things to remember about crocodiles: 1. Crocodiles live wherever they want. 2. Crocodiles eat whayever they want. 3. To avoid being eaten by a crocodile, DON'T BEHAVE LIKE CROCODILE FOOD. |
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19-08-2005, 12:01 PM
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Undergraduate EB Operator
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Location: Albury/ Wodonga
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i got one to add;
4. NEVER visit crocodile infested Waters :hihi:
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19-08-2005, 12:05 PM
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The car's got pickup
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19-08-2005, 12:09 PM
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Formally knowen as EBus
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tropics, croc's hmmmmm reminds me of innisfail. don't swim in the johnston river, hows that.
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19-08-2005, 01:04 PM
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The car's got pickup
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That comes under rule 3: swimming in the johnston river = BEHAVING LIKE CROCODILE FOOD I think you've got it... |
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19-08-2005, 04:44 PM
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rule 5. Carry a big en gun
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19-08-2005, 04:56 PM
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The car's got pickup
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19-08-2005, 09:22 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: QLD
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Ahem...rule number one they stay out of my beer..I'll stay out of their water.
If they ever come into my beer I have two friends who will take care them..and they're names are Smith and Wesson.
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Rules for surviving in Crocodile-Infested areas
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