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08-01-2010, 09:49 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Salamander Bay
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WELCOME TO OZ
Let me see if I understand this 1. IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR. 2. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. 3. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE SHOT. 4. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. 5. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. 6. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. 7. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. 8. IF YOU COME TO AUSTRALIA ILLEGALLY YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENCE, SOCIAL SECURITY, FOOD, CREDIT CARDS, FREE OR SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, A LOBBYIST IN CANBERRA AND IN SOME INSTANCES YOU CAN VOTE This is intended as food for thought only, please don't turn it into a full on political ran.t Everything above is true and inteligent discussion is welcome but please no mention of political parties
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08-01-2010, 12:12 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Gren A Waverrey
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God Bless Australia
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08-01-2010, 12:49 PM
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Resident AFF detailer
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Melbourne, VIC
Posts: 3,730
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This country has become too soft....that new Toyota ad has got it pretty much spot on
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08-01-2010, 01:04 PM
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Once PHASED.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Townsville
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I travel OS a fair bit. When people find out I come from OZ I get a lot of comments regarding the ' Refugee' situation facing us at the moment. Most of it about how easy it is to enter OZ illegally. They think Australia is a targeted country..
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08-01-2010, 01:08 PM
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Bseries hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Epping
Posts: 1,490
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In the words of Mark "Chopper" Reed, AUSTRALIA HARDEN THE F#$% UP!!!!
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08-01-2010, 01:24 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Gren A Waverrey
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I am all for immigration, but only through the correct channels.
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08-01-2010, 02:00 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 1,078
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I think thats what separates us from these other out-dated, barbaric & often corrupt parts of the world. But really, caught in the act, you should be sent back on the next boat. If you happen to integrate into society illegally, trialled as a criminal and deported the next day.
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08-01-2010, 02:59 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 489
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They're soft here on important issues, till you try driving a tough modified car on the road , then they shaft ya!
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08-01-2010, 03:05 PM
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IWCMOGTVM Club Supporter.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sydney
Posts: 891
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Easy targets make valuable ratings.
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08-01-2010, 03:14 PM
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IWCMOGTVM Club Supporter.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sydney
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Seems to me, being of feeble cranial capacity and disadvantaged academic credibility; that in order to be a bigot/racist, one must (among other characteristics), hate/loathe or hold disdain for said recipient.
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08-01-2010, 03:20 PM
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Have Boost, will use it..
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 4,056
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You forgot to mention TAXI LICENCE.. |
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08-01-2010, 08:22 PM
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Former BTIKD
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Sunny Downtown Wagga Wagga. NSW.
Posts: 53,197
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So, how come no European countries, along with the UK USA and Canada, don't get a mention?
Don't they fit your 'cross the border and get shot' criteria? (Thats what I like about The Bar. It's always good for a chuckle)
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08-01-2010, 09:09 PM
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Performance moderator
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: St Clair..N.S.W
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Crims is what we are all about !!!
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08-01-2010, 10:51 PM
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Location: Melbourne
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08-01-2010, 11:54 PM
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AHHHH...WHAAATTTT
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09-01-2010, 12:41 AM
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335 - STILL THE BOSS ...
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melb East
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