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23-01-2005, 12:12 AM
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AFF's 1st DM.......
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Wha???... There is only 2 states 2 be in.. WA or Drunk..
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As the title states
My personal favourite i like to use at work.. She'll be right mate whats yours?  :
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23-01-2005, 12:13 AM
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Spot on like tommos gear box
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23-01-2005, 12:13 AM
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Banned
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Location: South East Melbourne
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Couldn't organise a good time in a brothel with a fistfull of fifties.
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23-01-2005, 12:14 AM
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Banned
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Coudnt organise a **** up in a brewey.
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23-01-2005, 12:29 AM
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RAGE Engineering
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Location: Melbourne
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She bangs like a dunny door in a gale storm.
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If it doesn't fit, use a BIGGER hammer |
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23-01-2005, 12:34 AM
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Banned
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Location: Not suffering Fools Gladly!!
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"Get your hand off it Daryl" pretty much sums up the Aussie acceptance of title and pretence.
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23-01-2005, 12:37 AM
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meow
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
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Fair bloody dinkum
w00t gotta love that one lol or whats his face from home and away FLAMING MONGREL LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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23-01-2005, 12:43 AM
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Afterburner + skids =
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Skidsville
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Fair Dinkum!
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Speed Kills. So buy an AU XR8 and live forever. Oo\===/oO |
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23-01-2005, 12:44 AM
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Detroit Locker Equiped TM
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Area 51 (tm)
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OH-MY, B00BIES (tm)!
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23-01-2005, 12:48 AM
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Location: Sunshine Coast
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Dead Set !!
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23-01-2005, 12:52 AM
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Burnin Rubber
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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too right
to all of em.
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23-01-2005, 01:27 AM
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Windsor Man!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Not under the bonnet!
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Flat out like a lizzard drinkin!
Fullasaboot! Stone the Crows! I just got off the dog and bone and it's time to hit the frog and toad. |
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23-01-2005, 01:28 AM
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www.fordmods.com
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
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F*cking oath
pickle me grand mother vanish like a fart in a fan factory
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23-01-2005, 06:15 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Perth, WA
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and to think someones made an aussie dictionary
http://members.ozemail.com.au/~austr...Dictionary.htm by crikey! lol |
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23-01-2005, 07:44 AM
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i like to be stroked
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: between her legs
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Mate
Dood Ows It Goin Shel Be Right Mutha ****a
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23-01-2005, 08:32 AM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Sydney
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You little ripper!
yeah, nah. Bonza! Flat out like a set of jumper leads at a family reunion. To call a spade a "bloody shovel" 
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23-01-2005, 10:32 AM
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FTF Club Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Driving my Tickford T3 Wagon in Sydney
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What about the good ol' "G'Day Mate"
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23-01-2005, 10:37 AM
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they call me Tibbo
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Location: Brisbane
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"not too shabby"
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23-01-2005, 11:07 AM
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Looking for clues...
  
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Location: Morayfield
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Seeya 'ron
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23-01-2005, 11:20 AM
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R u a Fogwit or a HIDiot?
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get dog up ya
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23-01-2005, 02:22 PM
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Couldnt pull the skin off a rice puddin'
Couldnt pull your uncle off your aunty Pulls harder than a 14 year old That hungry i could eat the **** off a low flying duck Tight as a scotchman's **** Couldnt organise a turd in a toilet cold as a nuns knickers |
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23-01-2005, 02:29 PM
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THCC Motorsport member 1
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: the ghetto....no im being serious!
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awwww someone took my "she'll be right" lol i use that everyday lol
dont know bout being aussie but i use : bro true that aye crikey too right oh yeah and...SHOW US YA TITS! lol
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23-01-2005, 02:43 PM
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Hmmm Gold!!!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Brisbane, Northside
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you beauty!
buggar!
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23-01-2005, 04:28 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Perth, WA
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bro is about as aussie as, yo watz crackin dawg. lmao!
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23-01-2005, 05:30 PM
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Haven't heard too many people use this as much as one bloke did..
"what do you think of that" every time he'd say something it was "what do you think of that" in the end, I just said "I thought it was full of shit....." haven't spoken to him for years now |
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23-01-2005, 07:10 PM
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Mmmm... Bikini Carwash...
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
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Tight as a nun's nasty
Dry as a nun's nasty Stop rootin around Strewth, shes a battered sav Replacing "Fair Enough" with "Hairy Muff" i.e Jonno: Oi Shaggs, I could eat the snatch out of a rag doll through the back of a cane chair Robbo: Hairy Muff cobba Last edited by GTFalcon 351; 23-01-2005 at 07:17 PM. Reason: my cats breath smells like cat food |
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23-01-2005, 07:15 PM
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Starter Motor
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Location: Brisbane
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How about these:
goes off like a frog in a sock It's all good Righto mate Show us ya tits.. Yafta... as in "yafta see my new paint job" bloody oath these are just starters..
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fal·con (flkn, fôl-, fôkn). n - Any of various birds of prey of the family Ford and especially of the genus Falcon, having a short, curved beak and long, pointed, powerful wings adapted for swift flight |
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23-01-2005, 07:18 PM
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Interceptin'
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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You beauty
Crikey You bluddy rippa Madder than a cut snake Off like a toopay in the wind 
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23-01-2005, 07:26 PM
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Donating Member
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Location: Melbourne
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Strewth! and Crikey!
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23-01-2005, 07:47 PM
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****in soft
weak as......the **** couldnt fight his way out of a wet paper bag. yeah, nah, yeah and one guy that really shits me at work.....after EVERY sentence he says "Hey". but it sounds more of a 'nudge, wink' "Hey" |
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Greatest Aussie slogan??
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