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22-01-2005, 11:41 PM
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Just Super Happy now :)
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Brisbane
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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. LOSS OF VIRILITY Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one man who did IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counsellors available
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22-01-2005, 11:52 PM
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THCC Motorsport member 1
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: the ghetto....no im being serious!
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ummmm.......er.........well...ahem.
so which way is the pub???? :P
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22-01-2005, 11:53 PM
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Well hello Mr Fancypants
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Perth
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hhhmmm..i might struggle with a few of these. one wuestion, if toilet rolls DONT grow on their holders, where the hell do they come from?
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23-01-2005, 12:06 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
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Ah yeah well i can manage most of those things... looks like i won't be needing any lessons
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23-01-2005, 12:07 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
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I never leave the remote alone long enough for her to get hold of it
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23-01-2005, 10:10 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: coowonga
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 : : very funny. also very applicable to teenagers, especially the one in this house  :
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
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Older, wiser, poorer. Now in Euro-Trash. VW Coupe V6 4motion.
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23-01-2005, 11:34 AM
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Looking for clues...
  
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Morayfield
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I don't know how I'm going to remember to turn up!
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