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Old 01-12-2010, 02:20 PM   #1
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Default Jason Plato vs Internet weirdo
Hopefully this is not a re-post but it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet.

http://pistonheads.com/gassing/topic...Plato...&mid=0

Very long thread but the basic gist of it is that the OP is complaining about having met BTCC driver and Fifth Gear presenter Jason Plato and that he was rude. Jason Plato eventually turns up to reply and hilarity ensues.
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Old 01-12-2010, 02:51 PM   #2
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hahaha gold, very funny.
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Old 01-12-2010, 02:51 PM   #3
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Funny stuff - keen to know the story with the ripped jeans though.
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:10 PM   #4
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is there a point where alot of the action is lol I really dont feel like reading all 52 pages
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Gold! Did he get the word "custard" in after all that?
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:37 PM   #7
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is there a point where alot of the action is lol I really dont feel like reading all 52 pages
I don't think it was too long before JP turned up in the thread. A few pages maybe. The hammering the OP was taking even before that was funny in itself, though.
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:51 PM   #8
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is there a point where alot of the action is lol I really dont feel like reading all 52 pages
Page 8
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Old 01-12-2010, 04:04 PM   #9
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Quite funny.
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Old 01-12-2010, 04:40 PM   #10
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Hahahaha Nice!
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Old 01-12-2010, 04:55 PM   #11
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is there a point where alot of the action is lol I really dont feel like reading all 52 pages
start from page one and read upto page 8. Then BAM!!!! thats where it gets Legen-waitforit-dary!!
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Old 01-12-2010, 05:58 PM   #12
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Funny stuff - keen to know the story with the ripped jeans though.
Google his twitter, i'm assuming it was Michael Schumacher at a party after the Race of Champions.
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Old 01-12-2010, 09:21 PM   #13
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that guy laid the smack down so hard!!
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:16 PM   #14
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I feel sorry for the OP. He was probably just eager to meet someone that he admired, and definitely didn't deserve the abuse thrown at him by other members of the forum.
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thats absolutely GOLD.... nothing more could be said....
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Old 01-12-2010, 11:08 PM   #16
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Hahahahah, that's awesome.
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Old 02-12-2010, 07:45 AM   #17
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Loved his response

George got

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A Hand Shaking Lesson to George Matthews

Next time you shake hands with a complete stranger, follow these simple rules:

1. Engage eye contact in a warm way
2. Smile (a little)as you introduce yourself
3. shake up and down twice and
4. LET GO of the recipients hand.
5. Continue chatting whilst maintaining eye contact

The below is what you should NOT do (which you did)

1. Appear from knowwhere
2. Start jabbering on like a weirdo
3. Look at the floor whilst jabbering at the recipient
4. Thrust yourhand out and then NOT let go

If the other person at any time is forced to say
" Please let go of my hand"
Then, you have I am afraid, made a very bad first impression.

Buddy, you looked like, acted like and are a weirdo.

if you see me again, my advice, turn around and walk the other way,
I will not be polite next time.

Lesson endeth.

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Old 02-12-2010, 09:30 AM   #18
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Hahaha cracker!
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Old 02-12-2010, 10:57 PM   #19
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Seriously, who the **** is Jason Plato?

I though it was the fat bloke from very early Top Gear and he had moved to Fifth Gear when James May arrived.

There are some pics in that thread of Jason Plato, taken by the man himself and it looks nothing like the Big Jason that I remember.

Man I'm confused.
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Old 02-12-2010, 11:19 PM   #20
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It actually is not funny. Pommie humour is incredibly strange/gross, even when they mention 'custard' as a fun time answer... "I'll mention it on the show" If you relate to that in anyway, you need to get out a bit more.
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Great post from that thread:
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Don't listen to them, Plato is just testing you. Once he knows you are a real fan he will give you all the time in the world. He'll make you work at it though.... next step is to go round his house, don't go knocking on the door just yet, hang around in a tree, ideally get some pictures on him inside his own house (he'll love that kinda st, really shows dedication). Post some prints through the door with a note saying how good he looks and other random complimentary stuff - don't mention his BTCC career though, he doesn't care about that, it's all the other stuff he likes being complimented about so you did well to mention the journalism bit earlier. After a week or so dress up as a milkman then go knock at his door at about 530am - when he answers give him a knowing wink and lift your milkman hat so he can see around the disguise, remind him of your meeting outside the dry cleaners and ask him if he liked the pics - he'll invite you in and you'll have a great day playing twister and spin the bottle.
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Seriously, who the **** is Jason Plato?

I though it was the fat bloke from very early Top Gear and he had moved to Fifth Gear when James May arrived.

There are some pics in that thread of Jason Plato, taken by the man himself and it looks nothing like the Big Jason that I remember.

Man I'm confused.

No, JP is a BTCC racer, who usually does the contests with Tiff Needel
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Seriously, who the **** is Jason Plato?

I though it was the fat bloke from very early Top Gear and he had moved to Fifth Gear when James May arrived.

There are some pics in that thread of Jason Plato, taken by the man himself and it looks nothing like the Big Jason that I remember.

Man I'm confused.
he races a chevy cruze 2010, thats why you don't know him..ha ha
some good driving..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPCGnkApnDU
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