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Old 18-01-2011, 10:56 PM   #1
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Best read in a while.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-...ourt-jury-duty

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Old 19-01-2011, 06:16 AM   #2
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And people wonder what's gone wrong with the legal system these days!
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Old 19-01-2011, 10:25 AM   #3
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lol "sal why arent you speaking?" "has a cat got your tongue!?"
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Old 19-01-2011, 11:02 AM   #4
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The cat should get through this bureaucratic bungle by a whisker.
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Old 19-01-2011, 02:30 PM   #5
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Meh, it would be dismissed from selection anyway... no one wants a pussy on the jury :P
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Sounds like a job for Meowsy McDermott
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxpr5...eature=related
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It's best not to have a cat on the jury, they make pretty paw decisions!

I wonder what the conviction would be... probably a domestic!
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Old 19-01-2011, 04:24 PM   #8
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Mrs Esposito said Sal was not suitable for jury duty because he could not understand English, one of the 10 statutory disqualifications preventing people from serving
I would have thought that the fact it is a cat would of came to mind first. There are plenty of people who can't understand English :
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It's best not to have a cat on the jury, they make pretty paw decisions!

I wonder what the conviction would be... probably a domestic!

I heard cats were purrfect. Court case could be chasing its tail but....
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I heard cats were purrfect. Court case could be chasing its tail but....
Yep, this could end up being a bit of a cat and mouse game. The owner has certainly got themselves into quite a yarn.
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If they don't rectify this kind of nonsense, it will be cat-astrophic for the justice system!
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It's best not to have a cat on the jury, they make pretty paw decisions!

I wonder what the conviction would be... probably a domestic!
Bahaha awesome. Thank you.
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Would probably have made a better decision than most judges ,and would be a lot cheaper to feed.... I mean whats worse, the cat on the jury or the fatcat on the bench ?
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Would probably have made a better decision than most judges.
You're probably right. They usually make their decisions with a scratching poll.
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God some of you guys are quick witted i love it.
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