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Old 29-06-2011, 08:35 PM   #1
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Default Australian Interior Authority.....

Not sure if this should be in the Joke Thread or not....

Anyone else come across this...?

http://www.australianinteriorauthority.com.au/

http://www.smh.com.au/business/media...628-1gouj.html

http://www.google.com.au/search?sour...rior+authority

Is someone taking the p*** or what.....

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Old 29-06-2011, 09:03 PM   #2
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Just wow...that's some pretty nifty marketing...the date in the first link you posted raised some eyebrows in our household...the world is due to end next year isn't it?
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That is awesome!
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Old 29-06-2011, 11:02 PM   #4
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NOTICE No. 0743
All pregnancies must be approved

Henceforth every citizen must seek advanced approval for all pregnancies. Under notice No.0743 of the Stronger Australia Act 2021- the growth and distribution of population growth will be expressly managed by The Authority.

Signed into law and dated 25th of March, 2021

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I like this law would solve a few issues
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NOTICE No. 0743
All pregnancies must be approved

Henceforth every citizen must seek advanced approval for all pregnancies. Under notice No.0743 of the Stronger Australia Act 2021- the growth and distribution of population growth will be expressly managed by The Authority.

Signed into law and dated 25th of March, 2021

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I like this law would solve a few issues

So that means abortions would be enforced?
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Old 29-06-2011, 11:12 PM   #6
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So that means abortions would be enforced?

Hopefully to stop the multiple breeders from giving children poor miserable lives having children is a privilege and a blessing not a right despite what people think.
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Old 29-06-2011, 11:40 PM   #7
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Viral marketing of some kind.
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Some say its part of the tobacco industry's campaign against the government and fits right in with their tv ads.
Looking at their emblem, it's an eagle in front of a building / landmark which I cant recognise...anyone know the building?
The writing below the eagle says "per regulam libere" and from what I can find it translates to "to rule freely".
If it is a viral maketing, I wonder how long the webpage has been up for?
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I dobed in john conner reason he reproduced and was the leader of the resistance. Told them i was a T1000 gave them afake email T1000@hotmail.com and ph. 5551000.

They will get john now im getting to old for this ****
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I dobed in john conner reason he reproduced and was the leader of the resistance. Told them i was a T1000 gave them afake email T1000@hotmail.com and ph. 5551000.

They will get john now im getting to old for this ****
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lunatic fringe born agains and crackpot righteous hillbillys.... the internerd....
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Hopefully to stop the multiple breeders from giving children poor miserable lives having children is a privilege and a blessing not a right despite what people think.
read the bible, 2000 year old book, the first book to be printed. The only thing god wanted from any of us was to "go forth an multiply" I brought up the bible because you used the word blessing out of context.
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I reported julia gillard , for being a lying mole
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I reported julia gillard , for being a lying mole
we have a winner..
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read the bible, 2000 year old book, the first book to be printed. The only thing god wanted from any of us was to "go forth an multiply" I brought up the bible because you used the word blessing out of context.

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** clearly a protest.

Well, we were thinking of holding a national biker and burqa day.. where you peacefully wear your bike helmet or your burqa and refuse to take it off if you get pulled over.. not that you actually get pulled over any more.

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The bible the best fictional seller ever
why where the first laws based around it, many laws today are also. If you go to court you swear on it, the president of the united states also has to be sworn in with a hand on it. Name another fictional book that this is done with?
also history shows that many of the people in the bible, eg: King david the king of Israel, you know the statue DAVID by Michelangelo here's a link you obviously have a lot to learn about history. South park and the Simpsons wont teach you hahahah.
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yep ignorance is bliss, but its happening now. get wise.
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why where the first laws based around it, many laws today are also. If you go to court you swear on it, the president of the united states also has to be sworn in with a hand on it. Name another fictional book that this is done with?
also history shows that many of the people in the bible, eg: King david the king of Israel, you know the statue DAVID by Michelangelo here's a link you obviously have a lot to learn about history. South park and the Simpsons wont teach you hahahah.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_%28Michelangelo%29
Not one to argue on the net, just bringing up a few opinions and facts:
- the first laws were actually based on Haburabi's set of rules (I believe hats the spelling)
- Go to court or you can choose an affirmation
- President does what he is told pretty much
- Statues + scripture doesn't mean its non-fiction for instance the Greeks and Romans had hundreds of statues of their 'Gods' does this mean they were all real?
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Quit the religious arguing will you's? This site is a religious free zone ....



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I reported O'Brien (from Orwell's 1984) for Thought crimes...as Winston Smith.

hope they liked that one
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Report them on the site! Thatll teach them!

Also, I would just like to add the Egyptians had books long before the bible was written. They were only for priests and royalty because they were carved on thin stone pages. They also used paper first and invented the scroll (and probably dunny paper)
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Trying to piece this together myself, and stumbled across someone else mentioning these in another blog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kUs9...eature=related
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Also, I would just like to add the Egyptians had books long before the bible was written. They were only for priests and royalty because they were carved on thin stone pages. They also used paper first and invented the scroll (and probably dunny paper)
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I like christianity. Means there's a few 19 year old virgins still left to plunder!
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I see this thread lasting a long time NOT

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