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Old 30-10-2005, 04:53 PM   #1
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Cool sik moite!!!!!!!!

tommys sik skyline ad

a few highlights from the ad that 'Tan' (Tommy) obviously put a fair bit of effort into producing.

"not your average skyline"

"does low 12's down the 1/4 miles"

'Road Worthy Certificate:' "not applicable"

Mods include

"5 inch Monster tacho!" (obviously a necessary component of any truely great car!)

"side pillers" (riiiight)

"FULL Alpine stereo system" (except for the clarion amp and rockford subwoofer)

"HEAPS NEON LIGHTS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (i don't think i need to comment on this one)

"BIGGEST ODDESSY Battery" (handy for powering that fully sik stereo as well as providing an excuse for when you get smoked at the lights - 'but my battery was weighing me down bro!, wait til next time when i put in my standard battery!')

"Air horn" (i wonder if it plays the crazy frog tune?)

"remote engine start" ('it really impresses the chicks moite!')

"custom alarm lights" ('i get my cousin vinnie to kick the tyres to set it off, and then the custom lights draws everyones attention and they all see that its mine when i go over and disarm it. it also impresses the chicks!')

"Light up Chrome Gear Knob and Hand Brake" (you can never have to much neon in your car)

"GREDDY blow off valve - very nice sound" (well thats ok then, as long as it sounds good!)

"Huge HYBRID Intercooler" (come on! its not that big, the front spoiler is still in one piece, and its not scraping on the ground!!!)

"Custom veilside side skirts" (yeah right, custom made for every R33 Skyline on the coast :rolleyes: )

"18 inch AMG Chromies!!!" (again, i don't think i need to comment here)

"Genuwine C-WEST WING" (the chicks love being able to hange their towels on it at the beach bro!)

"MAKE AN OFFER!!!!! $55 000 Has Been Put Into This BEAUTIFUL CAR!! "

he forgot to mention in his ad the custom playboy airbrushing on the intercooler and the custom playboy badge on the bonnet! not to mention the anodized aluminium engine brace that i'm certain does absolutely nothing!



(before any of you oversensitive types start pulling on your chaps and spurs and saddling up your High Horse, realise that my tongue is planted firmly in my cheek!!! at least this guy has put some effort into performance mods and not just the usual 'look at me' stuff)

proof that the car pulls the chicks!


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Old 30-10-2005, 05:00 PM   #2
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fooly sik uleh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 30-10-2005, 05:03 PM   #3
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Hahah, poor bugger, some people have no taste, strip all the crap off it and i'll take it, that thing would get up and go with 225rwkw.
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Old 30-10-2005, 05:12 PM   #4
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Hahah, poor bugger, some people have no taste, strip all the crap off it and i'll take it, that thing would get up and go with 225rwkw.
i agree, get rid of all the bolt on craptastic stuff and you'd have a nice car.
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Old 30-10-2005, 05:20 PM   #5
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the saddest part is that all the $$$ he spent on the fully sik crap, he could have spent on more mods, and had an 11-sec sleeper!
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Old 30-10-2005, 05:28 PM   #6
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Moite, I'd pull the chicks with that! :sm_headba :sm_headba :sm_headba
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Old 30-10-2005, 05:32 PM   #7
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That is a disgrace to the Skyline name. Fisher-Price is asking where did all the plastic go that they make their toys from.
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Old 30-10-2005, 05:47 PM   #8
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Id actually like to see the defect crew get this guy. They might forcing him to take some of junk of this what could have been a very nice car. I just hope that this car can be saved but I fear it is beyond salvation.

You gotta the 5" Ricerbarn monster tacho, lord help him if he drives a car without a tacho or a shiftlight. The blue lighting also looks like something out of a council/servo toilet.
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Old 30-10-2005, 05:49 PM   #9
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Price $0

and thats exactly what it's Worth
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Old 30-10-2005, 05:59 PM   #10
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fooly sik uleh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wat he said lol
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Old 30-10-2005, 06:47 PM   #11
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Hektik Shkyline Bro!!!
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Old 30-10-2005, 07:47 PM   #12
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The really sad part is that it would appeal to some people as it is. :hihi:
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Old 30-10-2005, 07:50 PM   #13
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Interesting, ummm ok lost interest thread closed
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