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Old 01-11-2005, 02:08 AM   #1
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I went to a family dinner on monday arvo, then my bro went to his mates up the road and brough his mate back..
anyway,
They were going clubbing that night (monday) and asked me if I wanted to go...sure, better then sitting at home!
Earlier that day I went to a mechanic and just by looking at the taxi he told me its just the roller rockers that are stuffed/very loose.
So eventhough she is very LOUD, and unreliable car at the moment, we took it anyway!
First we went to a mates in Mt. Ev. (from heathmont)..but he didnt wanna go, so we went down to flinders and parked her...she performed well and when i did thrash it for a while (getting there didnt thrash it at all), the motor even went quiet!-but as soon as you stick it, she starts ratteling again (and now rattles all the time if under 1200RPM)
so we got to flinders...went to a few strip joints, etc
got back in the car, and were on our way to chappel st.
Going there was abit wild...i couldnt stop looking at all the girls and pressing my wolf wistle air horn and ran a few red lights...very stupid of me (yep, if you were beeping at a EF ex cab with an XR rear wing in the city, that was me).
Anyway,
Sitting at the lights...we got a hyondai (or however u spell it) next to us with 2 girls...so i look over, smile, and press the airhorn...and they show the 'Looser' sign : :
So when green goes, they stick it...so do I (im not letting no young girls go like turtles infront of me for the next 10mins in a single lane road--was double at lights turning into single).
I gun it, go infront of her...then all of the sudden:
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!
A red light near the thermo guage starts flashing and it says its HOT!
I pull into a no-entry road (one way side street) and park my car and turn it off...
How could this have happened?...I filled the radiator last week!
So anyway,
I pop the bonnet...STUPIDLY undo the cap for the radiator and boiling water shoots out and splashes everywhare and the cap flew away (later found it).
I got sached in boiling water, and burned my hand preety badly.
Anyway,
Later we leave the car to cool down and go to a near by pub and i had a few drinks (of coke for me as I was the driver for the night)
got back to the car, only to find out that the radiator was dead empty!...so we filled it, started the car...and after it performed well...and didnt use anymore water..
Why did this happen in the first place?
How was I stupid enough to open the cap while the motor is melting?
I only filled it last week!?
could it be that i held the break and accelirated (just over 1500rpm) at lights so it wouldnt make such a rattle? :

Anyway, if you wanted to hear how the rest of the night went..well...not so good.
got to chappel, but they didnt let my brothers friend into any clubs as he didnt have his ID on him.
Exept one club...we get there...stand in line...hhmmm...looks like theres alot of guys there...
get in without a problem (bouncer didnt ask for ID)...
get to the main entrance where you pay to find out that door entry is $50...F. THAT!
and then the surprice came along..
It turned out to be a GAY BAR! : :ticking:
As soon as my mouth dropped, and I turned around...some bloke came up 2 me with his C*ck hanging out, wearing just white fluffy boxers came up 2 us and said: why are you sexy blokes leaving, would you like free entry?
I nearly chucked and ran away like a little girl!

Later,
ate kababs,
drove home,
went to my usual gravel carpark,
did a few donuts as my brothers mate has never been in a car thats done a donut, drift, or burnout...
did a few donuts in the cab, and got home..

Not a cool night!

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Old 01-11-2005, 02:37 AM   #2
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yeap, so many stupid things done, and I am to tired to comment on all of it...lol
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Old 01-11-2005, 02:47 AM   #3
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i think you should go buy a commodore, you seem more like that kind of guy you're giving fords a bad name
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Old 01-11-2005, 02:48 AM   #4
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You totally rock!!!

Those girls in the hyundai must've felt so inferior as you left them at the lights, and as for the gay bar... mate... don't EVER drop your mouth at a gay bar if you're not looking for some Hot Coffee <tm>
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Old 01-11-2005, 02:48 AM   #5
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You silly silly boy. :
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:12 AM   #6
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That tapping may be the head (I've heard it before in cars, it taps when it's dying)... gasket's probably screwed and that's where you're leaking water at such a rate - just a guess.

Secondly, don't EVER breed ok? I don't want any of your offspring on the road, even if the mother is a member of Mensa.
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:24 AM   #7
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i think you should go buy a commodore, you seem more like that kind of guy you're giving fords a bad name
Nice one.

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Secondly, don't EVER breed ok? I don't want any of your offspring on the road, even if the mother is a member of Mensa.
And so is this.

I don't need to say anymore.
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:35 AM   #8
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Sorry, refresh me as to the point of this thread

- you cruised around being a bogan ********
- your taxi's "roller rockers" were noisy
- you cut some sik chapz lapz
- girls weren't impressed
- your car sucked
- you didn't get laid, despite some guy getting his c*ck out...
- your taxi does sik donuts in gravel (how's the sexy yellow paint job after that?)
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:42 AM   #9
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I didn't think 14 year olds were allowed to drive?

Mate get some common sence and stop driving stupidly.
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:43 AM   #10
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I wonder if KUZMIN is Steffo's new 'cool' forums login....
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:44 AM   #11
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I think there's only one thing left to say...

Where's the padlock?
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Im so glad that you live in a different state to me...

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Old 01-11-2005, 09:54 AM   #13
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While I dont think there are any Nobel prizes on offer, I'd have to say I am dissapointed in some, you can think them but there are no need for the PERSONAL slurs!

KUZMIM, running red lights, donuts in public places etc are poor form and not condoned. And trust me no one will be impressed!!!!!
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:57 AM   #14
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Idiots deserve to be insulted. If there efforts go un-noticed or perhaps, even worse, celebrated, then there efforts are condoned. If we insult them they may get some part of the point that they are indeed STUPID and may reform their activities.
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Old 01-11-2005, 10:00 AM   #15
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Plus it's just so much fun!
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Old 01-11-2005, 10:03 AM   #16
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I think there's only one thing left to say...

Where's the padlock?
Found it.
This, folks, should be an advertisement for condoms. Stupid to do it, even stupider to post it.
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Old 01-11-2005, 10:09 AM   #17
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so many stupid, dangerous and illegal things and I have but one padlock.

Grow up. Cruising is fun, driving like a ******** isn't and doing donuts in public car parks is just stupid. Keep it up and one day someone will scraping you off a pole or worse... someone you hit out of a car.
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